1 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:51,584 In New York City, there's a fine line between law and chaos. 2 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,554 On that line live Danson and Highsmith. 3 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,493 Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof! 4 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,798 I think you can chalk that up to bad life choices. 5 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,649 Get rid of that asshole. 6 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,150 I hate it when you say: 7 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:36,596 Dude, you put a ding in my hood! 8 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:41,835 Come on with it, then! 9 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,409 Whoa, hey! 10 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,383 That's trouble. 11 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:15,468 Did someone call Nine-One-holy-shit? 12 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,614 That's it. I'm sick of all this running. 13 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:36,723 Hang on! 14 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:53,273 You have the right to remain silent! 15 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,476 But I wanna hear you scream! 16 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:12,759 Down on the ground! 17 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,461 Detective! Yeah, yeah! Detective! 18 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,964 One at a time, all right? 19 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:22,302 Yeah, detectives, Rick Grayson, New York Observer Online. 20 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,338 These suspects were caught with a quarter pound of marijuana... 21 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:26,706 ...a misdemeanor. 22 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:30,343 Do you think this arrest was worth 12 million in property damages? 23 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:33,580 Why don't we let New York City answer that question? 24 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,349 The greatest city on Earth, yeah! 25 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:42,622 Hi, Sarah Gapone from TMZ print edition. 26 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:46,359 Danson, are the rumors about you and Kim Kardashian true? 27 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:47,927 No comment. 28 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,896 But, yes. 29 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,834 Danson and Highsmith, free hot dogs for life! 30 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:02,742 No drinks. No drinks. I can't do it. I can't do it. 31 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:08,414 Danson and Highsmith shoot, drive, and sex with style. They're rock stars. 32 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:11,551 Then you got your jokers, your ball busters, your vets... 33 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:13,753 ...and the other guys. 34 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:20,460 We know, we know. We know. 35 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,729 All right, all right. Listen up, listen up! 36 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:26,366 We're having a celebration tonight at Butter. 37 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,901 Brody Jenner's gonna be there. Bai Ling. 38 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,804 -That little short bitch from Jersey Shore. -Yeah! 39 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,974 And most of you are on the list. 40 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,943 You're the best. 41 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,312 Guys, I'm gonna say something right now. 42 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,581 About a man who came from Austria with a dream. 43 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:44,484 -Arnold Schwarzenegger! -Let me finish. 44 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,619 He became a champion and then a movie star. 45 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,055 -Arnold Schwarzenegger! -God damn it, let me... 46 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,690 They ruined the story. 47 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,825 Let.... What.... The point is... 48 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,962 ...we couldn't do our job if it weren't for you doing the paperwork... 49 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,464 ...answering phones, and all that stupid shit. 50 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,533 All the gun fights, all the car chases... 51 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,903 ...all the sex we don't wanna have with women, but we have to... 52 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,374 ...all due to what you guys do. Thank you. 53 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,878 -And we'd do it again and again. -Hey, you shut your face! 54 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:13,313 If we wanna hear you talk... 55 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,382 ...I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet! 56 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,051 You hear me? You hear me? 57 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:20,486 -Cash bar. -Yeah. 58 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,455 Peace out, bitches. 59 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,693 Hey, fellas. All right, bring it in. 60 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,563 Come on. Bring it in a little bit. All right, right there. 61 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,665 Just back up, just like right there. 62 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,103 All right, just one.... Just a.... There you go, right there. Right there. 63 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,639 This is their paperwork. They're not gonna do it. 64 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:43,009 That's right. This paperwork is like Bob's wife here. 65 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:46,813 It's thick, ugly, got Danson's fingerprints all over it. 66 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,448 -No offense. -That's all right. 67 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,583 -Anyway, now who wants it? -I do! 68 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,486 All right! Paper Bitch and Yankee Clipper on the case! 69 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,555 -Nice work. Thanks. -Thank you. 70 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:56,889 "I'll do it! I'll do it!" 71 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:09,102 Stop humming that song! 72 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:12,905 -I can hum if I want to. -No, I know you can. 73 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,407 I'm asking you to stop. 74 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,676 -If you're asking, then I'll stop. -Thank you. 75 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,750 Could you not smile like that? 76 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,653 You're asking me to mask my emotions because of how it makes you feel. 77 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,589 That I will not do. 78 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,095 Seriously, stop humming! Okay? 79 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,397 This isn't accounting or wherever... 80 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,501 ...you and your little pocket calculator were transferred from. 81 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,771 Forensic accounting, okay. And it's an important part of the job. 82 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:48,941 Yeah, whatever. Stop being so overtly happy about doing shit work, you moron. 83 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,877 Hey, guys. Reminder. 84 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:54,113 The police union picnic's coming up this weekend. 85 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:58,918 My wife's making her famous deviled eggs, again. My waistline's furious. 86 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:00,553 It's a bad time, Bob! 87 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:03,589 All right. 88 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,124 Going to get a slice. 89 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,638 You know what I just did? 90 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,007 I walked out that door, saw a couple detectives... 91 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,609 ...and I was about to start bad mouthing you... 92 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:25,845 ...but I stopped myself, because my pops taught me... 93 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:28,614 ...that a man who talks behind somebody's back is a coward. 94 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:29,849 Wow, I appreciate that. 95 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,751 Good, I'm gonna tell you to your face. 96 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,554 -No. You don't have to. -No, I don't like you. 97 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:35,888 I think you're a fake cop. 98 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,892 The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine. 99 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,762 If we were in the wild, I would attack you. 100 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:47,600 Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. 101 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,135 If I were a lion, and you were a tuna... 102 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,971 ...I would swim out in the ocean and freaking eat you! 103 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:55,475 And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. 104 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:59,812 Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? 105 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,113 Lions don't like water. 106 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:05,251 If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense. 107 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,887 But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot waves... 108 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,755 ...I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa... 109 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:15,228 ...coming up against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? 110 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,596 You lose that battle. 111 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:19,499 You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what. 112 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:23,936 You've wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion. 113 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,539 We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated. 114 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,074 -Yeah? -And said, "You know what? 115 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,977 "Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion." 116 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,679 We've developed a system to establish a beachhead... 117 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:36,682 ...and aggressively hunt you and your family. 118 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,951 And we will corner your pride... 119 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,853 -...your children. -How you gonna do that? 120 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,624 We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. 121 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,093 We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. 122 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:51,731 It's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45, no problem. 123 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,734 That will give us enough time to figure out where you live... 124 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,670 ...go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. 125 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:01,140 You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned. 126 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,146 Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? 127 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,581 Nope. 128 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,823 Two minutes before the markets open... 129 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:21,060 ...Pamela Boardman, CEO of Lendl Global, ringing the opening bell. 130 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,696 With Boardman is investment banker, David Ershon... 131 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:27,133 ...who manages 40 percent of Lendl's $70-billion equity pool. 132 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:30,069 How much did we lose? 133 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,572 You may ring the bell now, Ms. Boardman. 134 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,707 -Thirty-two. -Million? 135 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,976 No, billion. 136 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,346 Shit! 137 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:45,785 Chinatown. Three Triad gang members. I popped two of them off the draw. 138 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,353 -Bang, bang. -Yeah. 139 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:50,856 -Then I raise up to take the leader out. -Shit, I feel like I'm there. 140 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,326 I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof. 141 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,595 He says, "Let's even the odds!" 142 00:09:55,728 --> 00:10:00,032 He tosses me down a Mossberg pump. I send one through his chest. 143 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,735 Game over, bitches. 144 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,305 -All right. -Yeah. 145 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:12,211 Jimmy? Let's talk about how that story made you feel. 146 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,615 Like a Viagra pill with a face. 147 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,851 I know it's very tempting. 148 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,920 You want to impress your friends. 149 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,623 But this is serious stuff we're dealing with, okay? 150 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,026 This is firing your weapon in the line of duty. 151 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,227 Officer Hoitz? 152 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,129 Oh, man. 153 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,865 Would you like to share? 154 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,033 No, I'd rather not. 155 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,836 Officer Hoitz, you've been coming here for six months... 156 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,804 ...and you haven't said a word. 157 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,240 This is a safe environment, no judgment here. 158 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,408 Douche bag. 159 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,877 That's judgment, Jimmy. Come on. 160 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,345 I relive it every night. 161 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,915 Bronx, October. 162 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,684 Game 7 of the World Series. 163 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:55,187 For all the marbles. High pressure, unruly crowd, and I pulled tunnel duty. 164 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,890 I saw a shadowy figure in the tunnel. I told him to stop. 165 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,892 Whoa, whoa, this is a restricted area! 166 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,695 Finally pulled my gun. He started running at me. 167 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,730 Don't make me shoot! I'll do it! 168 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,800 Are you deaf? You hear me yell, "Freeze"? 169 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,970 You dick! I'm Derek Jeter! You shot me! 170 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,839 -You cost me 20 grand on that game! -Douche bag. 171 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,241 Cost the city a championship. 172 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,843 I was being groomed for a top position in homicide. 173 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,813 Now I'm stuck with a desk jockey. Everybody calls me the Yankee Clipper. 174 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,381 Because you shot Derek Jeter! 175 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:23,883 He's a biracial angel. 176 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,718 You should've shot A-Rod. 177 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,460 Yo, Paper Bitch. 178 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,462 -What's up, man? -Hey. Hey, guys. 179 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,330 -Paper Bitch. -Paper Bitch. 180 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,167 I don't like that. I know you guys think it's fun. 181 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,102 Still working on the Danson and Highsmith paperwork? 182 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,237 -Shit. -No, actually, actually, that's.... 183 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,806 What is this? That looks stupid. 184 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:50,342 Guys, it's illegal permitting for construction. Specifically, scaffolding. 185 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,044 Some of the guys were talking. 186 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,747 They were like, "How come you've never fired your weapon in the office before?" 187 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,082 Good point. 188 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,883 I'm sorry, I don't follow. 189 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:01,487 -You've never fired in the office. -We all have. It's called a desk pop. 190 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,890 -Fellas, I know you don't respect me. -Not true. 191 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:08,127 I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna discharge my firearm in the office. 192 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,929 Listen. I'll try to make it clear. 193 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:14,066 We honor the flag, you crap on it when you don't shoot your gun in the office. 194 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,202 Jimmy. When's the last time you had a desk pop? 195 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,237 September '08. 196 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,339 -Be a man. Do it. -Now. 197 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,074 -Please, do it. -Pop one off! 198 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,243 -There you go. Pop it off! -Don't think, just go! 199 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,011 -Here we go. -Do it, yes. 200 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,514 He did it! 201 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,483 Hey! Shots fired! 202 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,886 Hey, Terry, I did it! I did my first desk pop! 203 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,888 It's a real thing, right? 204 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,389 -A desk pop? -Yeah. 205 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,757 No, that's not real! 206 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:42,828 They were so convincing in their argument, they swung me. 207 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,466 You're gonna have to hand over your gun. 208 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,834 Yes, sir. 209 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:52,905 Captain, you really wanna disarm this guy, take out the batteries in the calculator. 210 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,275 All right, I'm gonna give you this. A dummy gun. I use it for ceremony. 211 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,443 There. 212 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,414 You get this back when I feel you know how to handle it. 213 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,852 Listen, guys. I'm working two jobs. I'm working here. 214 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,055 And I got another job at Bed Bath and Beyond. Okay? 215 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,825 I'm doing that just to put a kid through NYU... 216 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,495 ...so he can explore his bisexuality and become a deejay. 217 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:20,132 Now the last thing I need is a ballistics report in the unit. 218 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,501 I'm just gonna ask you guys, please, come on. 219 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,370 Just think about.... Just be smart. 220 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,367 211 in progress. 221 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,504 They're using a wrecking ball to clean out Castien Jewelry. 222 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,105 All right, we got it. 223 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,441 -Good luck. Have a good one. -Allen, let's go. 224 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,411 -No, I got work to do. -What? This is work! 225 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:09,148 Hey, yo! Danson and Highsmith. We roll in heavy. 226 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,482 You cream puffs, sit tight. 227 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,051 You gotta be shitting me! 228 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,154 You can't keep me cooped up in here, okay? 229 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,324 I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly! 230 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,632 Did he just...? Did he just call himself a peacock? 231 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,403 Let's go! Let's go! 232 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:38,210 Come on, fellas! Wednesday night is taco night at Rikers Island! 233 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,592 That's the second one this week! 234 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,096 Hey, you monkeys! Stop! 235 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,964 Let's go! 236 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,200 Yeah! 237 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,501 Heads up! 238 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,069 Shit. 239 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,151 Special Forces zip line. 240 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,353 Cut that line! Cut it! Let's go! 241 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,057 -These guys are pros. -Let's go! 242 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,227 -You thinking what I'm thinking, partner? -Aim for the bushes. 243 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,458 Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. 244 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:03,495 Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. 245 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,698 Maybe their egos pushed them off. 246 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,534 I don't know. But that shit was crazy. 247 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:13,372 Either way, there was a hole in New York City, and it needed to be filled. 248 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,674 Two days ago, this city wept. 249 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,712 We lost two heroes who gave everything for us... 250 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:24,984 ...who paid that ultimate sacrifice so that we may walk these streets safely. 251 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,319 There wasn't even an awning. 252 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,521 -No, I know. -They just jumped 20 stories. 253 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,023 Doesn't make sense. 254 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:35,027 I only hope God lets them take their .357s with them to heaven. 255 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,364 It's our moment, Allen. Our moment to step up and be the guys. 256 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,500 -We're at a funeral. Show some respect. -What? 257 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:45,004 You don't think every other detective isn't thinking the same thing? 258 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,675 Allen, listen. Danson and Highsmith are gone. 259 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,745 Their desks are empty. Someone has to fill those seats. 260 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:56,415 That someone is us, okay? The city's dying for a hero. 261 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,317 -Is it? -Yeah. 262 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:02,087 What about nine million socially-conscious and unified citizens... 263 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,756 ...stepping up and doing their part? 264 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,225 As a kid, didn't you dress up and play cops and robbers? 265 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,427 I'll tell you what I did as a little kid. 266 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,763 I went to school and made my bed. 267 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,532 And at age 11, I audited my parents. 268 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:17,036 And believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded. 269 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,804 What the hell are you? 270 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:22,041 Well, well, well. What do we got here? 271 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:26,211 Look at these two jamokes, would you? One shot Jeter, the other shot an office. 272 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,184 Have some decorum. We're at a funeral. 273 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,420 You wanna dance, brolio? 274 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:38,690 I will rock your body with big, nasty hooks. You'll be pissing blood out of your ass. 275 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,193 -That's horrible. -Why don't you step back, man? 276 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,728 You touch him, I swear to God... 277 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,596 I'm gonna beat you with Allen's head. 278 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,299 He's not gonna do that. Hyperbole. Weird example. 279 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,201 -You wanna go? -I wanna go! 280 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,804 -Get him off. -Kick his ass. 281 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,173 Yeah. How do you like that? 282 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,675 -Pull his hair! -I love it. 283 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,577 This hurts so good. 284 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,580 -Very sorry for your loss. -What a lovely hat. 285 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,582 I love your shoes. 286 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,451 -It's fine, it's fine. -Go, go. 287 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,252 Punish him! 288 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,354 Oh, man. 289 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,857 Do it. That's how we do it in the hood. 290 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,426 -Punish him. -That's not even a move. 291 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,695 I'm the winner. I'm the winner, everybody saw. 292 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,164 What the hell is going on here? 293 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,866 Two good men are dead... 294 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,236 ...and you guys are fighting over who's gonna be the next hotshot? 295 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,106 -Is that what's happening? -That's what's happening. 296 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,841 Let me tell you about those guys. 297 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:33,212 They knew that to become a good cop, you had to solve cases. Okay? 298 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,282 Okay, and maybe you start with the Castien robbery. 299 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,852 Okay? So just watch it. 300 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,155 Next time, me, you, library. 301 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,357 -Not even close. -Come on, guys. Come on. 302 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,860 -You are... -I'm the winner! 303 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,330 I didn't need you to stick up for me. I could've handled that myself. 304 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,167 Hey, don't flatter yourself. It's the partner's code. I had no choice. 305 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,468 Move. 306 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,614 -Nine-fifteen, let's have a great day! -Cut the shit! 307 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:16,755 Good morning. 308 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,893 We've got shots fired. 509 East 10th Street. 309 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,263 Large amounts of cocaine on the scene. Try to stay out of trouble. 310 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:25,831 No chance you'd wanna go, right? 311 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,833 No chance. Too busy. 312 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,504 All right, ladies. Starting to get the picture? We're about to lock shit down. 313 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,573 -That's right. -Stay and get your type on. 314 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,575 Go get them. Lot of energy, lot of focus. 315 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,743 Shut up! 316 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,179 Could I see you in the hallway for a second? 317 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,613 I'm super busy right now. 318 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,615 No, no, I know. This'll be real quick. 319 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,551 It's about the construction permits. 320 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,653 -The scaffolding? -This is our thing, yeah. 321 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,822 So, what do you got? 322 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,458 I got this! I'll put one right in your neck. 323 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,626 What are you doing? 324 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,462 Let's go. We're going to that call. 325 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:58,964 -What is this? -Shut up. 326 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,533 We're going to the car, and going after this case. 327 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,935 -You're not gonna shoot me. -I won't? 328 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,570 -No. -I shot Jeter. 329 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,772 -That was an accident. -Was it? 330 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,473 -Now move. -Okay. 331 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:10,509 Hey. 332 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,745 Does anybody see this? He's got a gun on me. 333 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,581 I'm being kidnapped. 334 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,784 Really, we're in a police station and no one is interested in this? 335 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,420 -So then what happened? -What do you think happened? 336 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,856 I woke up, took the belt off my neck, got in my car and got out of there. 337 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,625 Talk about a wild weekend, right? 338 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,861 I thought I was gonna have to shoot my way out. 339 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,297 What are you gonna do, you know? Bar mitzvahs. 340 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,468 What the hell is this? 341 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,304 It's my car. It's a Prius. 342 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,908 I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina. 343 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,844 Detective Hoitz and Gamble are on that 518 on East 10th. 344 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,980 Negatory, Martin and Fosse, two minutes out. 345 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,815 We'll just see who's there first. 346 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,684 You stay out of our crime scene! You hear me? 347 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,620 Go, go, go! 348 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,522 You feel that, Allen? That tingling in your balls? 349 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,391 Butterflies in your stomach? 350 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,260 Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer? 351 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,395 I got something to get you going. 352 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,400 Let's go do some damage! 353 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:10,936 Nope. 354 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,506 What the hell is that? 355 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,875 LRB. Little River Band. 356 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,611 This makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a bra. 357 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,347 You know what? We go with no music, okay? 358 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:23,615 -Fine. -Say bye. 359 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:24,783 No, don't say bye.... 360 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,618 You just signed your death warrant! 361 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,788 Allen, punch that accelerator or I will shoot you in the foot! 362 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,490 America! 363 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,992 Allen! Allen, hit the brake! 364 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,763 Seriously, slow down! We're approaching the crime scene! 365 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,866 -Terry, I'm coming in. -You're gonna smash right through! 366 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,668 Dude! What...? 367 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,941 That's a lot of cocaine. 368 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,879 Did you yell "America" when you hit the accelerator? 369 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,814 Nope. No. No. 370 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,817 I've never actually put my foot all the way down... 371 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:02,854 ...to the ground with the accelerator like that. 372 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,425 It got me slightly aroused. 373 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,529 Here we go. 374 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:15,934 Way to put your stamp on the crime scene, guys. 375 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,537 -Prius, huh? -Yep, yep. 376 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,705 Good mileage? 377 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:20,872 -Outstanding. -Yeah. 378 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,942 Did this come with a dental dam? 379 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,645 -No. -Get it? 380 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:31,750 -My Suburban shit one of these. -I didn't know they put tampons on wheels. 381 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,553 We've had our fun, huh? 382 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,622 Looks like Scarface sneezed on your car. 383 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,458 All right, everybody! 384 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,394 I'm gonna need you all to back up now. We're taking over. 385 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,996 "At the crime scene, LOL." 386 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,832 -Good tweet. -Yeah, thanks. 387 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:50,969 America has always been defined by its excess. 388 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,673 The Grand Canyon, professional sports contracts. 389 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,075 Wendy's Baconator, extra bacon. 390 00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:01,079 I myself have 18 Lamborghinis... 391 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,116 ...and a Subaru station wagon. 392 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:07,486 And it's because of this excess that I have flourished. 393 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:11,022 I implore you, please, do not stop profiting. 394 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:14,926 Live for excess. It's the American way. 395 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:22,801 Hello. 396 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,705 Mr. Ershon? I believe this call's for you. 397 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,109 Sir David. 398 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:34,846 David. You're not returning my calls, so I'd like you to meet Roger Wesley. 399 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,681 -Good day, mate. -Hey. 400 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:41,419 Roger and his team are gonna babysit you because I think you're going to take off. 401 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,122 Pamela, this is ridiculous. I'm not going anywhere. 402 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,725 David, the Lendl quarterlies come out on the 26th. 403 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:49,661 You have until then to give me my money. I'm not reporting any losses. 404 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,596 I have zeroed in on a new investor. 405 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,733 Well, then, get their money, make it disappear, then pay us back. 406 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:58,036 Yes, yes, I'll tell him he doesn't need to keep watching me. 407 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,672 -David! -Okay, sweetheart, bye-bye. 408 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:05,110 Yeah. She overreacted. She's a woman. So you're good to go. 409 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:06,645 Heard everything, mate. 410 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:07,813 Ladies and gentlemen... 411 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:12,717 ...guess who gave me the secrets to making my first billion dollars. 412 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:15,987 That man there. 413 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,890 Go! Go! 414 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:20,959 -Side! -Step aside, please. 415 00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:23,562 You don't think I'm a real cop, do you? 416 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,831 No. I've said that to your face numerous times. 417 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,634 -I was really honest about that. -I'm working on a huge case, all right? 418 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,837 Owner with seven buildings under construction. 419 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,973 He hasn't applied for a single scaffolding permit. 420 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:39,044 Now, according to Ask Jeeves, this perp is at the Plaza Hotel speaking right now. 421 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,914 -That's your case? Scaffolding permits? -Yeah. 422 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,184 Guess what? You're coming with me. 423 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,920 It's a wooden gun. 424 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,191 That hurts, man! 425 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,497 I've always got Little River Band loaded up here. I've got six disks in here. 426 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,268 Claude, meet me outside, at the back of the service entrance. 427 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,871 I'm flying Air Singapore. 428 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,706 -Hey. How's the wife? -She died. 429 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:08,874 Attaboy! 430 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,942 I'll be there in two minutes exactly. 431 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:14,679 Another thing I hate about you? You always pay in exact change. 432 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,982 You're just mad because I have a change purse. 433 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,149 Why do you even care? 434 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,219 How can I help it? You know what? You know what's worse? 435 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:24,689 -The way you fart. They're not manly. -You're being ridiculous. 436 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:27,225 They sound like a baby blowing out candles on a cake. 437 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,593 -What? -Like a little: 438 00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,629 -You know what bugs me about you? -What? 439 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:31,997 I'm sure you've never voted. 440 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:35,567 No, I vote. Sports radio, AM 880. Play of the week. 441 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,903 You're like a child in a leather jacket. That's what you're like. 442 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,006 -Get out of the way, man! -Wait. Are you David Ershon? 443 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,309 Well, it's Sir David Ershon, but I don't bother with the.... 444 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:47,779 Anyway, little bit of a rush, if you don't mind. Thank you. 445 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:51,049 -Excuse me, you're under arrest, okay? -What? 446 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:55,887 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used.... 447 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,189 -What's the next part? -As a floatation device. 448 00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,858 As a floatation device. 449 00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:03,595 You know what? That's very funny. I have never Miranda-ed anyone before. 450 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,263 -Really? -Are you guys for real? 451 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,631 Am I being punk'd? 452 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:08,934 Detective Allen Gamble. 453 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:12,003 We are in a cocaine-covered car, and we are bringing in a perp. 454 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,873 -One David Ershon. -A hundred and seventy-five pounds. 455 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,008 -Thank you, 175 pounds. -Shut up, man! 456 00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:21,012 Martin and Fosse are probably on Studio B talking to Shepard Smith right now. 457 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,949 We arrest this jerkoff for a scaffolding permit? 458 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,151 Wait, wait, what am I being arrested for? 459 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,153 For scaffolding permit violation. 460 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,030 -I got my insurance card. -Easy, mate. 461 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,666 -What the hell? You ran into us! -Stand over there. 462 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,903 -Wood? -What the...? 463 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:46,671 -Couldn't see the car. It's big. -What? 464 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,373 Do not let these men take me. 465 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,710 Hi. 466 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:55,380 -Why's she looking at you like that? -That's my car! 467 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:59,317 Hey, hey, hey! We didn't exchange insurance information! 468 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:01,219 Hey! Excuse me! 469 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,656 Why did they take our shoes? 470 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,326 -What the hell just happened? -Where's my iPhone? 471 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:11,262 I think we've walked 30 blocks, man. 472 00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:16,401 I don't get why we can't just call the office and have a squad car come pick us up. 473 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:20,805 They took our shoes, our guns, our car. No way that's going out on the radio. 474 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,209 If we're gonna do this together, there's issues we need to settle, okay? 475 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:27,946 I mean, you said I had a weak chin. You said the way I pee is feminine. 476 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:29,214 How do you think that makes me feel? 477 00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:34,352 I mean, that list you have, you put a lot of thought in. It's weird. 478 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:36,821 I hear you. 479 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:41,693 Let's clean the slate right now. Fresh start. 480 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,262 All right. Fresh start. 481 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:49,701 Maybe we should call ourselves the Febreze Brothers... 482 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,905 ...because it's feeling so fresh right now. Right? 483 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,008 Let's do another fresh start. I wanted to punch you in the face. 484 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,978 Fine, fresh start. 485 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,846 It's the last one. 486 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,882 I have to be able to express myself. 487 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,454 -Okay, folks! Everybody, listen up! -Listen up! 488 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,456 Got a high profile kidnapping. 489 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:15,060 David Ershon, wealthy banker, multinational team. 490 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,195 Maybe a sleeper cell, but it's early. 491 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:21,800 Hey, Bilbo Baggins. Where are your shoes? Because your feet are black. 492 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,868 Who cares? It's not important, okay? 493 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,371 Hoitz, Gamble, captain. Not good. 494 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:29,974 -Bye, guys. -Bye-bye. 495 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:31,142 Come on. 496 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:34,879 Guys, this is Don Beaman, the attorney for Mr. Ershon. 497 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:37,015 Roger Wesley, head of his private security. 498 00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:39,017 -Hey, how are you? Son of a bitch! -Hey! 499 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,318 Hey, Terry! Take it easy! 500 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,887 -That's the guy who took our guns. -And shoes! 501 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:45,990 Wait a minute. Did you identify yourselves as police officers? 502 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:48,293 -What is this? -Allen, tell me. Did you? 503 00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:49,494 No, we did not. 504 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:53,798 Sorry, gentlemen. We thought you were abducting Mr. Ershon. 505 00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,366 It's only protocol. 506 00:28:55,500 --> 00:29:00,238 Mr. Ershon has agreed to correct this scaffolding situation. The case is closed. 507 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,907 I've taken care of all necessary paperwork. 508 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,043 And you fellas should just be glad... 509 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:08,246 ...that Mr. Ershon is not pressing charges for excessive force. 510 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,181 -Thank you, captain. -You bet. 511 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:12,217 Australian? 512 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,885 Special Forces, right? 513 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,788 Best watch your step, detective. 514 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,390 There are three things I love in this world: 515 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:20,759 Kylie Minogue... 516 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:25,063 ...small dimples just above a woman's buttocks... 517 00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:26,464 Beautiful features. 518 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:29,334 ...and the fear in a man's eye who knows I'm about to hurt him. 519 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:33,972 Hey! Shake your dicks. This pissing contest is over. 520 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,373 Come on, man. 521 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:41,112 All right, look, they returned your shoes. 522 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:45,917 And they returned your weapons. Here you go, Terry. 523 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:50,054 Allen, someone was nice enough to put linseed oil on it... 524 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,991 ...some kind of stain on that, dark walnut or something. 525 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,527 You might wanna think about dropping a thank you note. 526 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:58,062 Okay. You're mad at us, huh, Gene? 527 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:01,900 First off, don't call me Gene. I'm your captain. 528 00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:04,369 Guys, do you remember the "Be Smart" speech? 529 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,804 -Sure. -All right. 530 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:08,373 Well, what did you do? What'd you do about it? 531 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:11,342 The opposite. We were not smart, Captain Gene. 532 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,311 It's just "captain." 533 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:16,381 Just "captain." Not "Captain Gene." I don't have a kiddie show. 534 00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:18,216 That sounds creepy, "Captain Gene." 535 00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:22,554 Police mistakenly arrest investment banker, David Ershon. 536 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:25,557 Was he the victim of financial profiling? 537 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:30,395 Financial profiling? That's crazy. He broke the law and we arrested him. 538 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:34,532 That wasn't a security team. He said, "Don't let these people take me." 539 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:37,135 When you hear hooves, you think horses, not zebras. 540 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,171 What about donkeys or deer? 541 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,273 They have hooves. What about bovine creatures? 542 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:46,344 Were you just thinking to yourself, "Fresh start"? 543 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:49,380 -Yeah. -Yeah. I could see it. 544 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,516 Why don't we just go over to my place? 545 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,051 We'll talk the case down. 546 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,153 We can have dinner. You can meet Sheila. 547 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:58,022 Two cops talking down a case while eating food, all right? 548 00:30:58,156 --> 00:30:59,190 -It's not dinner. -Fine. 549 00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:01,092 And let me apologize in advance... 550 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,494 ...in case my wife acts like a world-class bitch. 551 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:08,933 She's a big old broad, and she likes to wield it. 552 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:14,906 Okay, so I put together a little bio, complete with pictures of David Ershon. 553 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,309 I used Adobe Premiere. I like to do a little weekend editing. 554 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:22,046 I recently just cut three minutes out of Goodfellas. 555 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:25,350 David Ershon is currently the CEO of Ershon Consortium. 556 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:29,153 -Who's that talking? -It's the Frontline Narration App. 557 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:33,224 Ershon Consortium, current financial investments exceed 70 billion. 558 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,294 His largest clients include Schering-Plough and Lendl Global. 559 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:39,163 Lendl has those ads where I can't figure out what they do. 560 00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:42,300 Yeah, oil, media, health care, you've heard their jingle: 561 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:45,336 Lendl Global, we're in everything 562 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,339 David Ershon is often found in the company of Judge Scalia... 563 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,642 -Yeah. -...and the lead singer of Maroon 5. 564 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,543 I mean, this guy could be connected to drug cartels... 565 00:31:52,677 --> 00:31:55,480 ...black market organ sales, human trafficking, all of it. 566 00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:59,150 -How do you get that from anything I said? -Hey, guys! Soup's on. 567 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:00,518 What do you mean? 568 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,554 Hi. 569 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,423 -Hi. -You must be Terry. 570 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:08,693 I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey, but this dinner was tricky. 571 00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:12,964 -Who are you? -I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife. 572 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,700 -Come on, seriously. Who is that? -His old lady. 573 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:18,369 -Sweetie, it's a workstation. -Got it. 574 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:22,073 And you come in here, dressed like a hobo, it's distracting. 575 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,108 I know you're working. I'm so sorry. 576 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:26,177 -Come on, seriously. -Come on, what? 577 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,412 Who is that? 578 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:29,547 That's the old ball and chain. 579 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,418 Get over here. 580 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,186 -Not-- Not right now. -Okay. 581 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,255 They're not all first-round picks, okay? 582 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,157 Are you gonna tell me who that is? 583 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:43,394 -Are you really Allen's wife? -I know. 584 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,065 People are shocked because he's Episcopalian and I'm Catholic... 585 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,167 ...but somehow it works. 586 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,403 -Are you gonna change? -I already did. 587 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:54,639 It's no big deal. You look really nice. 588 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,977 Terry, you don't have to be polite, okay? She looks kind of shitty. 589 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,345 Don't speak to her like that. 590 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:05,016 Look, if I put that in my Cosmo Fashion App, you'd probably get a D-minus. 591 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,085 Allen and his apps. He loves them. 592 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:10,521 You know he's designed three of his own? One of them.... Can I tell him? 593 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,157 One of them, you can take a picture of anybody's face... 594 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,094 ...and it'll tell you what the back of his head looks like. 595 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,562 -Faceback. -Faceback. 596 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:19,664 Got some horrible reviews out of the gate. 597 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,265 -It's gonna hit. -It's gonna catch. 598 00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:23,368 Why are you with Allen? 599 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:27,338 I mean, that's not what I meant. I meant, how did you guys meet? 600 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:30,208 It's a really typical "how we met" story, Terry. 601 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,576 You're gonna be bored by it. 602 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:35,613 I was a dancer for the Knicks while finishing my residency. 603 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:39,083 Allen came into the ER with poison ivy on his rectum. 604 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,786 Needless to say, I fell for him immediately. 605 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,090 It's funny, it's like a scene from that one movie, always forget the name of it. 606 00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:47,291 -With Meg Ryan. -Yes. 607 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:50,395 Don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with poison ivy up his ass. 608 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,730 -I'll think of it. I'll think of it. -Okay. 609 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,565 So what about you? You have a girl? 610 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,634 I did, yeah. 611 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:59,303 We were supposed to get married, but she backed out. 612 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,739 -Terry shot Derek Jeter. -Shut up. This was before. 613 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,174 That's okay. 614 00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:05,243 She's Got Mail. That's the movie. 615 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,311 That's it! Honey! 616 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:08,479 -With Tom Hanks? -Right. 617 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,448 -And Meg Ryan. -He didn't have poison ivy. 618 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:12,150 -Yes, he did. -He did. Yeah. 619 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:13,451 Way up there. 620 00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,521 Well, can't thank you enough for coming by. What a.... 621 00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:18,289 Wonderful evening. Thank you. 622 00:34:18,423 --> 00:34:22,060 -It was so, so nice meeting you, Terry. -It was my pleasure. Thank you. 623 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:26,564 And remember, all I ask of you is, you don't let him get hurt, Terry. 624 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:29,133 -She tells me that every day. -Yep, I do. 625 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:32,236 I come downstairs and I make him his fresh-cut strawberries... 626 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:35,139 ...and I say, "Listen, sugar balls, whatever you do... 627 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,809 -...you just don't get hurt." -Yeah. Every morning. 628 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,712 And then I show him my breasts and I say, "These are waiting for you... 629 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,081 -...when you get home." -Right. 630 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:45,850 You know, they're not the biggest breasts he's ever seen... 631 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,453 -...but, man, are they perky. -Not by a long shot. 632 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,289 -They are firm, and they are yours. -You're a nice lady. 633 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,258 Thank you for coming. 634 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:58,496 Detectives Hoitz and Gamble? Detectives Hoitz and Gamble? Over. 635 00:34:58,629 --> 00:34:59,664 Go for Hoitz. 636 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,399 -We found your red Prius. -Great. 637 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:03,501 It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader. 638 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,736 -Come on. -Okay, sugar balls, listen up. 639 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,238 There's gonna be fingerprints. 640 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:09,574 We're gonna run those through the system. 641 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:13,377 And if we get a hit, this case is gonna heat up faster than a junkie's spoon. 642 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,646 You do one thing tomorrow, bring it. 643 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,115 -Okay. -Thank you, Sheila. 644 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:18,282 He'll bring it. 645 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,750 -Good night! -Good night. 646 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,319 Thank you, Sheila. 647 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:24,455 -Bye, Terry! -Bye, Sheila! I'll never forget tonight. 648 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:26,457 -Bye, Terry! -Whatever. Go inside. 649 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:27,625 Bye, Sheila! 650 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,293 -Night! -See you, Terry! 651 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:31,329 Bye, Sheila. 652 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,735 I don't know if he heard me. Bye, Terry! 653 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,504 Bye, Sheila! 654 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:47,345 Well, here she is. They left her under an overpass for the night. 655 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,147 You find anything? 656 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,816 Yeah. We found a lot of stuff. 657 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,818 From bodily fluid and hair samples... 658 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,155 ...we determined that a bunch of old, homeless dudes had an orgy. 659 00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:59,490 -Oh, God. -Yeah. 660 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:02,527 You know what that's called? That's called a soup kitchen. 661 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,529 It's pretty rough stuff. 662 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:09,634 Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor. 663 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,802 What about fingerprints? Any fingerprints? 664 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:14,205 -Couldn't get a one. -Found a cell phone. 665 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,275 -Yeah, that's mine. -Any signs of a struggle or spent shells? 666 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:21,746 No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing. 667 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,514 They even left you a note here. 668 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,852 "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys." 669 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,220 Here's something. 670 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,556 About a dozen unscratched lottery tickets. 671 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:34,926 No fingerprints or nothing. Check that out. 672 00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:38,496 Yeah, it's a real shame. I got a Prius. It's a hell of a machine. 673 00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:42,300 It's my first brand-new car. I've never owned a new car. 674 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,436 Watch out. In the back, there's a baby mouse in a used condom. 675 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:46,771 Really gross. 676 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,942 Not even a free ticket. 677 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,543 What are we gonna do? 678 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:55,780 We got no fingerprints, a bunch of losing lottery tickets. 679 00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:58,683 Look, there's a two-minute call made after we were jumped. 680 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:00,751 -They used your phone? -They ghost dialed. 681 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:01,919 Probably sat on it. 682 00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:05,289 It could have recorded their conversation when Ershon got grabbed. 683 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,358 We gotta hear the other side of that call. 684 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:08,926 Nope, no, it's nothing. 685 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,362 -It's the only lead we have. -It's nothing. 686 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:13,731 Why did you just get super jumpy? 687 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:14,899 What? 688 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,934 It's an ex-girlfriend, okay? 689 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:20,805 -What's the matter? What happened? -She was just a bit of a handful, that's it. 690 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,712 Allen, it's the only lead we have. 691 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:30,281 We either go with this or we walk away right now. 692 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,683 Fine. Let's go see her. 693 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:46,764 Hello, Christinith. 694 00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:48,566 Hello, Allen. 695 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:53,704 -That's my partner, Terry. -Hi, Telly. 696 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:57,475 -Holy shit. Dude. -Just relax, relax. 697 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:02,513 I waited for you in Tower Records for four hours. 698 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:05,449 That was 13 years ago. 699 00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:13,624 Arnold Palmer alert. Arnold Palmer alert. Who wants some Arnie Palmies? 700 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,360 This one has the vodky, right here. 701 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:19,630 -Hal, just place it down, please. -All righty. 702 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,666 Okay. 703 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:30,841 I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since. 704 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,410 No. 705 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:35,046 -Christinith, your husband, it's awkward. -No, he knows. 706 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,782 -You're a lucky dog. -It's true. 707 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,653 Christine, this is a lovely house. 708 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:45,790 It's Christinith. Are you stupid, or are you deaf? 709 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,626 Christinith, you idiot! 710 00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:53,397 You come to our house, you get my wife's name right! 711 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,999 -What? -Christinith! 712 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,868 Look, we really appreciate the hospitality. 713 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,504 We'd just love to get the message off your phone. 714 00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:04,508 We believe it might give us information regarding a kidnapping. 715 00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:09,914 Okay. Why don't you come to the kitchen, and I will let you listen to it... 716 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:13,584 ...and everyone else stay here. 717 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:16,687 -Okay, sweetie. -Come on. 718 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,793 -There's my phone. -Great, thank you for.... 719 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,667 I hate you, you son of a bitch! 720 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,037 -You're so strong. -I'm stronger than you will ever know! 721 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,107 I hate you! I hate you! 722 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,810 You're so adorable. Look at your face. Look at your face. 723 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:43,848 You go, "I wuv you." Say it. "I wuv you, Cwistinith." 724 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:53,991 You probably think because of the beard that I'm really hairy. 725 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,093 But I'm not. 726 00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:58,996 Shaved. 727 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:01,465 Allen! 728 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,104 Allen! Allen! 729 00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:10,508 -This is police evidence. Terry! Let's go! -Hey! 730 00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:13,010 You get back here and you make love to my wife! 731 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,745 Allen! Allen! 732 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:19,016 I don't get it, man. I just do not get it. 733 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:21,485 I mean, that girl Christinith was seriously hot. 734 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:23,020 Your wife is crazy hot. 735 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:26,157 Even that Brazilian security chick, she threw you a "Do me" vibe. 736 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:27,992 What is it with you and hot ladies? 737 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,529 First off, my wife is cute, but she's not hot. 738 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:35,699 Dude, you're insane. Your wife is scalding hot. 739 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,068 -You wanna listen to this or not? -Yeah, whatever. 740 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:41,839 You have one job, mate. Find a sucker to invest with you... 741 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:43,874 ...so you can pay my boss back. 742 00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:45,109 And I don't care who. 743 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,645 Right. I actually think I found a sucker... 744 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,014 -He's talking to Ershon. -...to invest 32 billion. 745 00:40:50,147 --> 00:40:51,816 Who's got $32 billion to rob? 746 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,151 Once I get the money, I'll falsify the records... 747 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,154 ...to show their massive losses and then repay your employer. 748 00:40:57,488 --> 00:41:00,791 Now, since you're following me, I need to go to 2300 Park Avenue... 749 00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:02,526 ...and after that.... 750 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,462 I told you it wasn't a security team. 751 00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:07,798 -He was being abducted. -Obviously, but what kind...? Holy.... 752 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:09,500 Nobody leaves our house without making love to my wife! 753 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,701 -Is that him? -Yeah! 754 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,636 Oh, my God, they came out of nowhere! 755 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:14,538 -Holy shit! -They chased us 20 miles. 756 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:16,807 -You come back here! You get back here! -Allen! 757 00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:28,085 2300 Park Avenue. It's the offices of the lottery. 758 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,955 Shit, the lottery tickets we found. 759 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:33,757 Ershon is using the lottery money to cover his losses. 760 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:36,727 Thirty-two billion dollars. That's the state's money. 761 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:38,929 What do we tell Mauch? A guy lost some money. 762 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:42,633 We have a scratchy phone message and an address. It's still half a case. 763 00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:46,604 There's gotta be some sort of paper trail. If we can find that, we can track it... 764 00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:47,938 ...then we can go to Mauch. 765 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:52,710 So I did some more research on Ershon's accounting firm... 766 00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:57,781 ...and I found some interesting stuff. Turns out that Gretchel and Dawson has-- 767 00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:00,885 Hold on, I'm up. 768 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:06,023 I gave my love to Erin 769 00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:09,827 She promised to be true 770 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:14,031 I went to war to come back 771 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:18,536 And find five British soldiers 772 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:21,872 Had their way with her 773 00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:26,243 It was consensual 774 00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:28,178 Done? 775 00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:31,081 Gretchel and Dawson Accounting Firm in New Jersey... 776 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,218 ...has only one client, David Ershon. 777 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,921 Pretty rinky-dink operation for a guy like that. 778 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:39,757 We're going to Jersey to visit an accounting firm. 779 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,626 That's a shitty day. 780 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,830 And all their fathers were hanged 781 00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:51,335 And the children all got pink eye 782 00:42:51,835 --> 00:43:01,145 While their Harry Potter books Were burned 783 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:08,285 Do you have fun singing those? They're depressing. 784 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:10,854 I do. They're full of rich history. 785 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,857 Damn it, I'm late. I was supposed to meet my lady. 786 00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:16,627 I thought you said you guys split up. 787 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,129 Let's just keep our thing about work, okay? 788 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,864 All right. Goodbye, buddy. 789 00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:22,967 Hey, get off me, man. 790 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:44,188 What the hell are you doing? 791 00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:46,924 I'm dancing, Terry. What the hell are you doing here? 792 00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,093 I love you, Francine. 793 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:52,396 If you were with me, you wouldn't be here shaking it for dollar bills! 794 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:57,668 This is a ballet studio, Terry. Okay? These poles are horizontal. 795 00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,770 He loves you very much, Francine. 796 00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:02,139 -Who is this guy? -What are you doing here, Allen? 797 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:03,974 It's the code. I'm your partner. 798 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:07,211 I'm here to support a friend and a work colleague. 799 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,846 Is this guy bothering you? 800 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,849 Who's this, your new boyfriend? Great. A new boyfriend. 801 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:15,252 He is my dance partner, Terry. Okay? 802 00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,154 I know that this is a big surprise... 803 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:20,024 ...but there are other things besides being a cop. Okay? 804 00:44:20,891 --> 00:44:23,727 Now, if you will excuse me, I'm gonna dance. 805 00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,429 You don't think I can do this shit? 806 00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,181 That was surprisingly good, Terry. 807 00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:47,217 -I love you, Francine. -You don't know what love is. 808 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,253 He loves you very much, Francine! 809 00:44:49,386 --> 00:44:51,255 I heard it when he said it. Thank you. 810 00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,457 You know what you're doing? You're killing me. 811 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:54,825 And don't eyeball me! 812 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:56,894 Running around with this drug addict? 813 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,062 Terry! 814 00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,030 He does not approve of your behavior! 815 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:01,899 Can you please go? 816 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:04,168 And you too, creepy guy standing in the door? 817 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:09,440 Let's go, Allen. 818 00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:12,476 I think we all experienced our own ballet today. 819 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,812 The ballet of emotion and feelings. 820 00:45:14,945 --> 00:45:16,847 You're kind of making things worse. 821 00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:29,226 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 822 00:45:30,828 --> 00:45:33,230 Hey, I didn't know you could dance. 823 00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:36,467 We used to do those moves to make fun of guys... 824 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,769 ...show them how queer they were, okay? 825 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:42,973 -You learned to dance sarcastically? -Yeah, I guess. 826 00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:46,477 Stay out of my personal life, okay? The kid flies private. 827 00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:49,913 Stay focused on the case, man. I'll see you in Jersey tomorrow. 828 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:51,849 All right, Terry. 829 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:55,953 Hey, that was liberating for me. I don't know how it felt for you. 830 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:21,912 Here, check this out. Article from six months ago. 831 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:23,447 Talking about how the lottery is looking... 832 00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:26,250 ...to invest their $30-billion fund more aggressively. 833 00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:27,818 So he's dealing drugs? 834 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:32,022 No, it's not drugs. This isn't Miami Vice. 835 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:36,894 Hey, I got you a gift. 836 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:41,398 I just saw something, and I thought of you, and so, I don't want it to be weird. 837 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:44,101 -I just wanted to be nice. -Of course it's weird. 838 00:46:44,234 --> 00:46:46,837 It's a grown man giving another man a present. 839 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:50,073 There you go. Open it up. 840 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:52,409 It's okay, you're welcome. 841 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,978 I like to do things like that. 842 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:57,247 Take a look what it says. 843 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:02,186 "FBI. Female body inspector." 844 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:08,458 You know, because we're both in law enforcement. 845 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,194 We both like women. 846 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:13,230 But I got a weird sense of humor. I'm a sick puppy. 847 00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:15,866 I can't look at it. It makes me laugh so hard. 848 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,201 Me too. 849 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:23,874 Real nice. You know, it's all class. 850 00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:27,344 -Okay. -Don't do that anymore. 851 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:29,213 Yeah, believe me, I won't. 852 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:31,949 Do you understand what's so funny about it, though? 853 00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:37,087 Because it's the FBI, right? It has the same logo, the same shield. 854 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:40,224 And at first glance, you're like, it's a mug that says "FBI." 855 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:45,195 But then at second glance, you're like, "Female Body Inspector"? 856 00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,397 Get out of town. This is outrageous-- 857 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,966 Shut up! 858 00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:03,480 I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours... 859 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:07,050 ...one of these days, and it's gonna be glorious. 860 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,190 Shouldn't we tell Mauch that we're going? 861 00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:17,361 -We're just going to check it out. -I know, but it's procedure. 862 00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:19,563 Terry answers to no one. 863 00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:22,432 I do what I do. 864 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,003 What accounting firm is closed at 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? 865 00:48:26,136 --> 00:48:27,271 This is a shithole. 866 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,013 I love bombs. 867 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:39,316 I can't hear! I can't hear! 868 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,653 There's blood blisters on my hands! 869 00:48:42,986 --> 00:48:44,021 Oh, my God! 870 00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:48,125 How do they walk away in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them? 871 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:51,361 There's no way! I call bullshit on that! 872 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:55,132 When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star... 873 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:59,202 ...and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit! 874 00:48:59,336 --> 00:49:02,506 Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! That was all accurate! 875 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,541 I need an MRI. 876 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:09,079 I need an MRI! I've got soft tissue damage. 877 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:11,448 No way I don't have soft tissue damage. 878 00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:12,616 Please stop. 879 00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:15,419 I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now! 880 00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:23,060 Fire Department said it was a gas leak, but no way. That was timed. 881 00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:24,961 They didn't wanna kill us, they wanted to scare us. 882 00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:27,431 Yeah, well, they succeeded, okay? 883 00:49:27,564 --> 00:49:30,167 I'm tired of this. All right? 884 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,703 I'm tired of explosions and people pointing guns at me. 885 00:49:33,036 --> 00:49:35,072 I wanna go back to my desk. 886 00:49:35,205 --> 00:49:38,542 Guess what? Life gets loud sometimes and messes with your ears. 887 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:41,111 You can't escape it by hiding at your desk. 888 00:49:41,244 --> 00:49:44,047 You know what? Yes, you can. I've done it for years, okay? 889 00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:47,050 There's no explosions at my desk. 890 00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:52,089 There's no explosions at my home with my plain wife, in my plain house. 891 00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:56,126 What are you afraid of, man? 892 00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:01,665 I'm your partner. You can tell me. What the hell are you hiding from? 893 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:04,768 I was a sophomore in college. 894 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:10,374 The university I went to decided they needed to raise tuition. 895 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:17,280 A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort to raise money and stay in school... 896 00:50:17,414 --> 00:50:19,316 ...came up with a nifty plan... 897 00:50:19,449 --> 00:50:21,785 ...where she'd date guys and charge them money. 898 00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:23,553 I go on dates all the time... 899 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,722 ...with a whole bunch of boys and stuff. 900 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:29,226 And I need somebody to help me out, like my partner in crime. 901 00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:33,630 -Yeah, I could make a schedule. -Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 902 00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:36,333 -Provide transportation services. -Yeah, yeah. 903 00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:38,535 -It's gonna be good. -Thanks for asking me. 904 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:41,138 She needed help to make sure the dates went okay... 905 00:50:41,271 --> 00:50:44,574 and that the guys paid her. She said she'd give me a percentage. 906 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:48,111 -Oh, my God. You were a pimp. -What? God, no. 907 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,213 No, I was just trying to help a friend. 908 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:52,816 We started making a lot of money. 909 00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:56,686 And wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends... 910 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:59,523 ...decided they wanted to be a part of it. 911 00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:02,325 Soon, there were about 14 ladies I was protecting... 912 00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:04,060 ...while they gave me money. 913 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:05,629 That's called a stable of whores. 914 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:11,468 We decided I shouldn't use my real name. So we came up with the name "Gator." 915 00:51:11,601 --> 00:51:13,236 I'm telling you, you were a pimp. 916 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:15,772 No! Are you even listening to the story? 917 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:20,710 One day, I wake up and look in the mirror... 918 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,213 ...and I don't like what I see. 919 00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:27,851 I mean, I had gotten out of control, and I didn't even realize it. 920 00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:31,188 You can't have a conscience in the pimp game. 921 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:35,759 One night, two of my girls, Candy and Jolene, said, "We gotta take you in"... 922 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:38,295 ...and they dropped me off at the emergency room. 923 00:51:38,428 --> 00:51:40,297 That's where I met Sheila. I was a mess. 924 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:45,535 I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again. 925 00:51:46,403 --> 00:51:47,671 So as soon as I graduated... 926 00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:50,640 ...I became an accountant for the police department. 927 00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:54,211 The most stable job I could think of. 928 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,215 An accountant for law and order. 929 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:04,454 I just don't wanna ever feel out of control like that ever again. 930 00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:07,290 Don't worry. I got your back. 931 00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:09,726 I say we go get in Ershon's grill, see if he cracks. 932 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:13,597 -I'm tired of all this tippy-toeing around. -Okay. 933 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:16,633 You can either walk the plank or take your panties off. 934 00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:18,401 The choice is yours. 935 00:52:18,535 --> 00:52:22,672 -I want to take my panties off. -You've made a wise choice, you have. 936 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:27,644 Mr. Ershon, Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here. 937 00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:29,346 Gentlemen, please. 938 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:32,716 -Remember us, hotshot? -Of course I do. Please, sit. 939 00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:34,551 There she blows. 940 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,257 Two of those Russian waters, please. No lime wedges, just cucumber. 941 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:43,393 Guess where we just came from? An explosion at your accounting office. 942 00:52:43,527 --> 00:52:45,896 Yes, that awful gas leak. 943 00:52:46,229 --> 00:52:49,866 Gas leak? The only gas leak is the one coming out of your mouth right now. 944 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:55,205 I just thank God no one was hurt or injured in a bad way. 945 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,807 I absolutely abhor death. 946 00:52:57,941 --> 00:53:01,645 Hey, Andrew Lloyd Webber. The jig is up, okay? 947 00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:03,580 We know that wasn't your security team that grabbed you. 948 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,916 And we know you're targeting a big fish to cover losses. 949 00:53:06,249 --> 00:53:08,418 You talk or I beat you so it don't show no bruises. 950 00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:11,555 God, this water is good. Terry, have you tried the water? 951 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,223 Shut up, Allen. 952 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,526 I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about. 953 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:20,530 I understand there was a bit of a mix-up with the whole scaffolding business. 954 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:25,969 The cucumber accents the water in such a way that.... 955 00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:31,841 Perhaps by way of apology, I can offer you my personal courtside seats... 956 00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:36,246 ...for the Knicks game, with access to the Ambassador Club. 957 00:53:38,582 --> 00:53:43,453 Come on, Knicks! Come on! I got Knicks' fever and it's catching! 958 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:48,959 Hey. This feels weird sitting here. It feels like it's a bribe. 959 00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:53,630 It is a bribe. Son-of-a-bitch, I saw courtside and I went blind. 960 00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:54,998 Come on. 961 00:53:55,865 --> 00:53:57,334 Call me! 962 00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,503 -Excuse me. -That was a trick. 963 00:54:00,637 --> 00:54:01,871 No more. 964 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:07,410 Gentlemen, you have a choice: Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys. 965 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,783 Fantastic! You're so unbelievable! 966 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:20,290 Damn it. He did it again. 967 00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:23,460 -Excuse me. -No more tickets. 968 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:25,261 Mr. Ershon, I tried to keep them in the waiting room. 969 00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:28,765 That's okay, Susan. Two Glacier waters with Mediterranean limes. 970 00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:30,734 No, no, no. No more water. We're not here for that. 971 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,836 No, I was very much looking forward to having a water. 972 00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:37,474 -How great is Jersey Boys? -It's not great. It's fantastic! 973 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:40,810 You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes. 974 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,579 Wow, what a musical. 975 00:54:42,712 --> 00:54:44,514 Hey. Get over here. 976 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:46,783 -What's wrong with you? -What? 977 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,485 That's not what we're here for. 978 00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:51,454 We're gonna do good cop, bad cop. Okay? 979 00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:54,724 It's the oldest game in the book for a reason. It works. 980 00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:56,292 I come strong, then you come in. 981 00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:57,460 -You got it? -Yeah. 982 00:54:57,594 --> 00:54:59,996 -I come strong, then you come in. -Right. Got it. 983 00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:01,998 Now you listen to me, you piece of shit. 984 00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:04,868 It's just you and me, and I'm gonna rip you apart! 985 00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:08,872 How did you cover your losses up? What drug cartel are you working with? 986 00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:13,076 -Okay, I'll talk to you, you're reasonable! -No, no, look at me! 987 00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:15,745 You wanna talk to me? You wanna talk to me? 988 00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:19,449 Allen, what are you doing? What are you doing? Allen! 989 00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:22,485 I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit! 990 00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:24,888 Get away from me! 991 00:55:29,693 --> 00:55:31,027 Where is he? 992 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:35,732 Look, I'm really sorry about that. 993 00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:39,002 I saw how aggressive you were being, and I thought: 994 00:55:39,335 --> 00:55:42,772 "Wow, I gotta go even bigger than that, since we're doing bad cop, bad cop." 995 00:55:42,906 --> 00:55:47,911 What? No, I said, "Good cop, bad cop." I'm the bad cop, you're the good cop. 996 00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:52,515 Okay, then there it is. That's it. I thought you said, "Bad cop, bad cop." 997 00:55:52,649 --> 00:55:56,119 Well, while you were going crazy, look what I snagged from his desk. 998 00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:58,421 -Think it's his phone sheet. -Nice. 999 00:55:58,555 --> 00:56:00,457 Seven calls to the lottery office. 1000 00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:02,358 That could be the evidence we need for Mauch. 1001 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,697 -Get back. Colombian drug lords. -Where are you getting that from? 1002 00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:10,767 Jesus! 1003 00:56:19,676 --> 00:56:22,045 Can you imagine where you'd be in your career if you hadn't shot Jeter? 1004 00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:33,423 -We call this in, right? -We got all the evidence we need. 1005 00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:35,625 I'm sorry, my butterfly. 1006 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:39,829 We'll load them up, send them back to go. 1007 00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,841 -Holy shit. -What? 1008 00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:54,711 What do you mean, what? Where are we? 1009 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:57,480 We're in the high desert. 1010 00:56:57,614 --> 00:57:01,184 They took my shoes again, man! What the hell is it with taking shoes? 1011 00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:02,919 -They took your wooden gun? -Yeah. 1012 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,728 -Hello? -Hello, Gene? I mean, captain. 1013 00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:13,129 Captain, it's Allen Gamble. 1014 00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:15,064 Yeah, yeah. Where are you? What's going on? 1015 00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:17,567 Captain, it's a long story, but I'm just gonna cut to the chase. 1016 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,602 We are in Las Vegas, all right? 1017 00:57:19,736 --> 00:57:22,972 We were kidnapped, put on a freight train, and shipped out here. 1018 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,575 Let me just stop you right there. Don't bullshit me. 1019 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:26,943 Captain, I am being straight with you. 1020 00:57:27,076 --> 00:57:29,479 Look, we think something's going on, okay? 1021 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,449 We think Ershon is targeting the lottery to cover his losses. 1022 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:37,887 Wait. How many times did I explicitly say to you, "Lay off Ershon"? 1023 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:39,689 Terry, Captain wants to know... 1024 00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:41,524 ...how many times has he asked us to lay off Ershon. 1025 00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:42,692 Twice. 1026 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:45,161 Twice. Terry says twice. I agree. 1027 00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:47,697 I'm hanging up. I'm done. 1028 00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:56,506 I gotta tell you, I started getting a hand for that, a taste for that Pai Gow. 1029 00:57:57,106 --> 00:58:01,744 Martin and Fosse, super cops, in three, two.... 1030 00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:06,649 So we busted that junkie. Got back 74 thou in diamonds. 1031 00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:08,551 Seventy-four thou. 1032 00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,587 Solved the Castien case. 1033 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,022 Seventy-four thousand dollars? That's all they took? 1034 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,525 There's millions of dollars of diamonds in that place. 1035 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:17,827 How about this, Gamble? How about you shut your face? 1036 00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:19,062 All right? Just shut it. 1037 00:58:19,195 --> 00:58:20,897 Hoitz, Gamble, captain's looking for you. 1038 00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:26,202 I know it's off the subject, but is Kevlar copyrighted? 1039 00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:27,704 -Captain? -Yeah. 1040 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:30,173 -Is it a bad time? -No, come on. Come on. 1041 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,742 -Not me, right? -Yeah, and you. 1042 00:58:32,876 --> 00:58:36,179 Fellows, I'm sure you're familiar with the venerable DA Radford. 1043 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,015 -He wanted to come and pay us a visit. -Hello, gentlemen. 1044 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,583 -Hello, sir. -Hey. 1045 00:58:40,717 --> 00:58:43,953 -You know, I was talking to Gene here. -He prefers "captain." 1046 00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:47,624 Yes, I was talking to Gene here, and, you know, it's funny. 1047 00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:50,093 I don't know what you two have been up to... 1048 00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:53,663 ...but I've been getting calls from people I don't ever get calls from. 1049 00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:56,666 In 40 years of enforcing the law, I've learned one thing. 1050 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,968 When that happens, stop. 1051 00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:03,673 -Gene, how's the family? -Good, good, Louis, thanks for asking. 1052 00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:05,742 -My son's bisexual, so.... -Tremendous. 1053 00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:09,846 Gentlemen, do we understand each other? 1054 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,750 -Cut the crap! -Will do. 1055 00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:19,222 Guy never comes down here. 1056 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,025 Twenty years, I think I've seen that guy in this building one time. 1057 00:59:22,158 --> 00:59:25,328 -He's a heavyweight cat, that guy. -He was sitting right here. 1058 00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:29,232 Yeah. I think you missed the point. Anyway, look. 1059 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,869 Blue and white found your firearms down by the Hudson River. Here you go, Terry. 1060 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:36,005 You know what? 1061 00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:38,308 I'm gonna hang on to the wooden gun. 1062 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:40,343 -To give me back my real gun? -No. 1063 00:59:40,677 --> 00:59:42,712 Because I'm gonna give you this. 1064 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,683 It's a rape whistle. You blow that if you run into any trouble... 1065 00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:49,852 ...and someone with an actual gun will come and help you out. 1066 00:59:51,154 --> 00:59:53,289 We were abducted, captain! This shit is real! 1067 00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:55,825 Ershon's dirty. He's targeting the lottery! 1068 00:59:55,959 --> 01:00:00,630 Next, I want you guys to hand in all the evidence you think you have to the SEC. 1069 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,332 The financial district's under their jurisdiction. 1070 01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:05,201 Don't you get it? This case is talking to us! 1071 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:08,204 I'm a peacock, captain! You gotta let me fly on this one! 1072 01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:11,307 You know what, Terry? Let's just settle this. Peacocks don't fly. 1073 01:00:11,641 --> 01:00:14,744 -They fly, they fly a little bit. -Yeah, about as much as a penguin. 1074 01:00:14,877 --> 01:00:18,748 One more thing, do me a favor, don't go chasing waterfalls. 1075 01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:21,985 Was that accidental, or were you trying to quote TLC on purpose? 1076 01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:24,053 I don't even understand the reference. 1077 01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:26,623 -You don't understand what you said? -I don't know what that is. 1078 01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:28,124 Get out. Go. 1079 01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:41,070 How did they get that story? 1080 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:45,375 I'm tired of being treated like a jerk for trying to do the right thing. 1081 01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:46,743 Hey, guys. 1082 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:50,980 There's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of the pension coming up... 1083 01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:53,916 -...so if you just wanna come by the old.... -Damn it, Bob! 1084 01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,084 Let me ask you something. 1085 01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:57,687 What do you even do around here besides interrupt people? 1086 01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:00,657 Well, I serve as treasurer to the union. 1087 01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:03,693 I make a wicked pot of decaf. 1088 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:06,929 Exactly! You're a worthless piece of shit! 1089 01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:12,702 Probably right, Terry. That's why I feel so sad all the time. 1090 01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:15,038 I'm gonna go for a walk. 1091 01:01:15,171 --> 01:01:16,339 -Bob! -Say something. 1092 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,307 Come on! Bob! 1093 01:01:18,441 --> 01:01:21,344 I didn't mean it, all right? I'm upset. 1094 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,460 These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole. 1095 01:01:37,794 --> 01:01:39,929 -Sweetie. -You know what? I'm sitting here thinking: 1096 01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:43,132 "Who in the world would slow roast a dog's asshole... 1097 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:45,168 ...and serve it to their husband?" 1098 01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:48,771 -You would. -You are being awful. What's wrong? 1099 01:01:48,905 --> 01:01:53,476 -Captain took us off the case. -I'm sorry. 1100 01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:59,215 I told Terry about my dark days in college, and it brought up some feelings. 1101 01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:04,921 Well, honeydick, that was a long time ago. You're not that same person you were. 1102 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,091 No, you don't get it. There is a darkness inside of me. 1103 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:11,427 It wants to get out. It wants to walk around. 1104 01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:14,797 It wants some walking around money, and it wants to buy some shoes. 1105 01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:19,268 And it wants to walk up with the people and say, "Hey, Gator don't play no shit." 1106 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,970 -You feel me? -Yeah. 1107 01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:25,241 Gator never been about that, never been about playing no shit. 1108 01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:30,279 -Sweetie, I'm sorry. -It's okay. 1109 01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:34,283 -I just.... -Remember that night we met? 1110 01:02:35,118 --> 01:02:39,856 The attending physician told me, "We got a drugged-out pimp in the back." 1111 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:43,926 And I went back there, and I pulled open that curtain... 1112 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:45,495 ...and I saw you. 1113 01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,965 You were weak, scared... 1114 01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:53,302 ...ass up, inflamed, crying. 1115 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:58,541 At that moment, I knew. "Hey, he's no pimp. Pimps don't cry." 1116 01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:04,247 Pimps don't cry 1117 01:03:05,314 --> 01:03:07,917 Pimps don't cry 1118 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:10,987 No, they don't 1119 01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:14,257 They don't shed a tear 1120 01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:20,196 Pimps don't cry 1121 01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:22,431 They never shed a tear 1122 01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:30,473 Come lay with me. Be safe, and let's make love. Come on. 1123 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,242 Every time you say, "Be safe," it tears me apart. 1124 01:03:33,376 --> 01:03:36,012 You gotta let me be who I'm gonna be. 1125 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,116 Allen, I'm pregnant. 1126 01:03:41,017 --> 01:03:42,218 Whose baby is that? 1127 01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:45,855 Who's the man who did that to you? Gator's bitches better be using jimmies! 1128 01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:50,893 I'm sorry. See, that's what I'm talking about. 1129 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,328 Oh, my God. 1130 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,832 You need to leave. 1131 01:03:55,965 --> 01:03:59,468 Get out! Get out, Allen! Get out! 1132 01:04:16,252 --> 01:04:17,353 Hey. 1133 01:04:18,387 --> 01:04:21,057 Hey. What are you doing here? 1134 01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:28,431 Come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night. 1135 01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:30,600 What are you doing here? 1136 01:04:31,934 --> 01:04:34,270 Sheila and I got into it tonight. 1137 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:37,506 She threw me out. 1138 01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:41,410 Well, you're not a cop till your wife throws you out of the house, partner. 1139 01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:45,381 Does it bother you that the Castien robbers only took 74 grand in diamonds? 1140 01:04:45,514 --> 01:04:48,251 They're junkies. Who cares? I mean.... 1141 01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:52,154 I don't know if a junkie can go down a 20-story zip line, though. 1142 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:53,356 How you fellas doing? 1143 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:57,994 We're about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here... 1144 01:04:58,127 --> 01:04:59,195 ...if you wanna join us. 1145 01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:01,163 Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the boys? 1146 01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:03,666 -How do you know who we are? -You left a note in that car. 1147 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,402 -Police, shithead. -He's a copper. We gotta go. Come on! 1148 01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:09,572 Hey! Goose it, boys! They're cops! 1149 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,141 You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare! 1150 01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:16,012 We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again! 1151 01:05:18,114 --> 01:05:19,515 I don't know where I'm gonna sleep tonight. 1152 01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,517 Fortunately, I know where you're gonna be drinking. 1153 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:24,020 Jack of All Trades. Drinks on me. Come on. 1154 01:05:24,553 --> 01:05:26,289 -No, I already have a beer. -No, no, no, no. 1155 01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:28,991 I'm talking about doing some serious drinking. 1156 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,426 Drinking with Terry Hoitz. 1157 01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:21,143 This sucks, man. Work our ass off on this case... 1158 01:06:21,277 --> 01:06:22,678 ...now we gotta hand over all of our evidence? 1159 01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:24,146 Yeah, it's not right. 1160 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,315 Oh, my God, I'm hungover. 1161 01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:29,618 So you guys are law enforcement? 1162 01:06:29,752 --> 01:06:32,088 Yeah, we're an independent government agency who... 1163 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,056 ...along with the FBI and the Federal Reserve... 1164 01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:36,292 ...regulate the stock market and corporate fraud. 1165 01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:39,295 And the Federal Reserve is a prison? 1166 01:06:39,428 --> 01:06:42,231 No, basically, it's a held-for-profit bank that sets interest rates... 1167 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:43,599 ...and loans money to other banks. 1168 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:46,435 -Is that a wastebasket? -Yeah, right there. 1169 01:06:46,569 --> 01:06:48,070 Thank you. 1170 01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:53,109 -You all right? -Holy hell! 1171 01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,479 I'm so sorry. 1172 01:06:56,612 --> 01:06:58,381 I got so drunk last night. 1173 01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:02,284 I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. 1174 01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:05,221 Come on in, fellas. 1175 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:08,391 You gotta be kidding me. You're Ershon's lawyer. 1176 01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:10,393 We're turning over our investigation to you? 1177 01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:12,795 Let me assure you there will be no conflict of interest... 1178 01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:14,430 ...between me and David Ershon. 1179 01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:18,567 And if this were an actual investigation, I would immediately recuse myself. 1180 01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:22,772 This is all the evidence we have, and I truly hope you take this seriously. 1181 01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,373 Yes. Very much so. 1182 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:26,242 From everything I've heard, I understand... 1183 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:29,512 ...you guys are the best at these types of investigations. 1184 01:07:29,645 --> 01:07:32,381 Outside of Enron and AIG... 1185 01:07:32,515 --> 01:07:34,216 ...and Bernie Madoff... 1186 01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:37,286 ...WorldCom, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers. 1187 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,288 Okay. Thank you. Thank you, detective. 1188 01:07:39,422 --> 01:07:41,157 -Would you like a seat, or you're fine? -No, I'm good. 1189 01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:42,792 Okay. Let me just assure you fellas... 1190 01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:46,262 ...David Ershon is an upstanding citizen. 1191 01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:48,264 I am playing squash with him tonight at the club... 1192 01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:49,432 ...and we're having dinner. 1193 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:51,767 You listen to me, you Windsor knot-wearing monkey... 1194 01:07:52,101 --> 01:07:54,103 ...you play squash with Ershon, right? 1195 01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:57,373 Your kids go to school with his? How would you know if he's clean or not? 1196 01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:59,175 I will take a look at your evidence... 1197 01:07:59,308 --> 01:08:00,409 ...and I will take a second look at the financials. 1198 01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:03,245 And when I come back and bust your ass... 1199 01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:05,714 ...we're locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve! 1200 01:08:05,848 --> 01:08:07,516 He still doesn't understand the concept. 1201 01:08:28,704 --> 01:08:30,272 What are you doing? 1202 01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:34,143 We just handed all of our evidence over to the bad guy's lawyer! 1203 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,412 Are you a big man, huh? 1204 01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:37,847 -I'm talking to you. -What? 1205 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:40,616 You wake up in the morning, you say, "I'm putting on my big boy pants"? 1206 01:08:40,749 --> 01:08:41,784 "Look, I'm wearing a belt! 1207 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,853 "I've got big boy pants on!" 1208 01:08:44,186 --> 01:08:46,155 -Stop! -We don't, we don't do this! 1209 01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:48,290 You're scaring the shit out of me, man! Stop it! 1210 01:08:48,424 --> 01:08:51,460 Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy? 1211 01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:53,329 What the hell are you doing, man? 1212 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:58,334 I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time. 1213 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:00,769 It's exhausting. 1214 01:09:02,905 --> 01:09:04,840 I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk. 1215 01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:07,676 You wanna know why I'm so angry all the time? 1216 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:11,280 Because the more I try and do right, the more I screw things up. 1217 01:09:11,881 --> 01:09:16,852 We've got a possible jumper at 3 World Financial Center, 23rd floor. 1218 01:09:17,186 --> 01:09:19,321 All units, fire department, en route. 1219 01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:21,724 -SEC. -Beaman's office. 1220 01:09:21,857 --> 01:09:23,259 We have to go. 1221 01:09:23,392 --> 01:09:25,227 -But the captain. -We have to go, Allen. 1222 01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:29,932 All units, I need a respondent. Possible jumper, 3 World Financial Center. 1223 01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:43,412 Shit. It's Beaman! 1224 01:09:44,213 --> 01:09:46,916 -He's gotta know something. -Wesley! 1225 01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:49,185 Detective Hoitz and Gamble. We got this. 1226 01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:51,587 I took an online class at University of Phoenix on negotiating. 1227 01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:54,356 I'm gonna need a priest and a bullhorn. 1228 01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:56,725 -I got no bullhorn. -Does anyone have a bullhorn? 1229 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,195 -Bullhorn, anyone? -Truck. 1230 01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:02,198 Police business. I need to use your PA system. 1231 01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:03,465 Okay, let me turn it on. 1232 01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:08,270 Mr. Beaman? Mr. Don Beaman? 1233 01:10:08,404 --> 01:10:11,507 It's Wesley. I know Ershon's Wesley's.... 1234 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,443 Look, there's a lot to live for in this life. 1235 01:10:14,577 --> 01:10:19,615 A lot of great things, like soda pop, big fresh can of soda pop. 1236 01:10:19,748 --> 01:10:20,916 They do not care! 1237 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,419 Give me this. I know how to talk to him. 1238 01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:27,223 Listen, we all know you're a scumbag, and nobody cares about you. 1239 01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:28,557 Rotten piece of shit. 1240 01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:30,659 That's worse than what I was saying. 1241 01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:32,461 I'm not gonna lie to you, Don. 1242 01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:36,398 People down here are starting to murmur that you don't have the balls to do it. 1243 01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:38,801 -I don't care! -Yeah. 1244 01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:41,370 I say you can do it. 1245 01:10:42,004 --> 01:10:46,375 I mean, I don't want you to jump. I'm just saying you have the capability. 1246 01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:47,676 Look, he's flying! 1247 01:10:53,482 --> 01:10:54,717 Stop that. 1248 01:10:55,484 --> 01:10:57,353 Half empty bottle of gin. Chair knocked over. 1249 01:10:57,486 --> 01:11:00,389 Look at this, it's a clear sign of a struggle. Make sure you get this, all right? 1250 01:11:01,357 --> 01:11:03,993 Detectives, all your work's done here. You can go. 1251 01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:05,728 What about Ershon targeting the lottery? 1252 01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:09,999 You know why Ershon was calling down to the lottery offices all those times? 1253 01:11:10,332 --> 01:11:12,001 Because he was hooking up with the Powerball girl... 1254 01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:14,503 ...the one on TV with all the numbered balls. 1255 01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:16,705 Yeah. She filed a restraining order on him last week. 1256 01:11:17,373 --> 01:11:18,974 It was right there in front of you the whole time. 1257 01:11:19,308 --> 01:11:21,010 -Can't be. -You guys are getting transferred. 1258 01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:23,345 -What? -Traffic. 1259 01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:24,513 Yeah, that's right. 1260 01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:28,317 You, you're gonna walk a beat downtown. You're gonna walk a beat downtown. 1261 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,519 -It's done. No, no. It's done. -Captain, what are you talking about? 1262 01:11:30,653 --> 01:11:32,688 -Save yourselves some gas. -Captain! 1263 01:11:32,821 --> 01:11:34,590 Is there an appeal process we can...? 1264 01:11:34,723 --> 01:11:38,627 Had to do what you had to do, captain. 1265 01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:40,429 That hurt. 1266 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:44,466 -Excuse me. Where's my car? -They towed it. 1267 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,902 Couple of homeless people were messing around in it. 1268 01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:50,773 -That's an official police car. -Could have fooled me. 1269 01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:57,079 Wow, Mauch was upset, huh? 1270 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,814 Really? 1271 01:11:58,947 --> 01:12:01,383 The only thing I had to be proud of in my life was being a detective. 1272 01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:03,952 That was all I had. Now it's gone. 1273 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,089 I know. I know. You still got me. 1274 01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:10,793 Don't you get it? I don't want you, Allen, okay? I never did. 1275 01:12:10,926 --> 01:12:13,028 I told you that scaffolding violation was dogshit. 1276 01:12:13,362 --> 01:12:15,597 I can't believe you still doubt me after everything we've seen. 1277 01:12:15,731 --> 01:12:20,102 It's a real case, and I'm a real cop. We just got the wrong target for Ershon. 1278 01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:22,571 -You carry a rape whistle. -This is real cop work. 1279 01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:25,507 There is nothing about you that makes a man a man, okay? 1280 01:12:25,641 --> 01:12:28,911 You got no gun, no car, no wife, and now you got no partner. 1281 01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:30,713 Leave me alone. 1282 01:12:31,413 --> 01:12:32,748 A mutt case. 1283 01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:35,451 Terry, I am a cop, for your information, okay? 1284 01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:37,653 A broken partnership. 1285 01:12:37,786 --> 01:12:38,821 I'm a cop! 1286 01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:42,624 And getting busted down to a shitty assignment. 1287 01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:45,728 Allen and Terry hit the trifecta. 1288 01:12:48,597 --> 01:12:51,633 But sometimes when you get your ass kicked... 1289 01:12:52,868 --> 01:12:55,371 ...that's when you find out what's real... 1290 01:12:57,873 --> 01:12:59,908 ...and what needs doing. 1291 01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:07,750 Whether it's directing traffic... 1292 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:08,917 Come on! 1293 01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:12,955 ...or cracking a multibillion dollar fraud. 1294 01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:26,568 -Do you work here? -Yeah, I do. 1295 01:13:26,702 --> 01:13:29,505 The wrecking ball that crashed into Castien down there. 1296 01:13:29,638 --> 01:13:31,039 They also did damage to your office? 1297 01:13:31,173 --> 01:13:33,742 Some police officers came by and sealed it off. 1298 01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:35,077 Do you recall what they looked like? 1299 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,980 One of them had an Australian accent. 1300 01:13:38,614 --> 01:13:42,184 You don't happen to do any business for the state lottery, do you? 1301 01:13:42,518 --> 01:13:45,754 No. Our main client is Lendl Global. 1302 01:13:45,888 --> 01:13:47,623 Can I ask what this is about? 1303 01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:03,071 Gator needs his gat, you punkass bitch! 1304 01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:14,650 Because that's what a real cop is. 1305 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:17,119 No, I didn't say "Lock her up." I never said, "Lock her up." 1306 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:20,022 A guy who does what needs to be done. 1307 01:14:20,155 --> 01:14:24,059 A guy who knows how to use his dark side for good. 1308 01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:25,861 And then you move to Florida. 1309 01:14:35,103 --> 01:14:36,238 One, two, three, attack! 1310 01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:40,108 Terry, it's me. 1311 01:14:40,242 --> 01:14:42,511 -Tap out. Tap out. -It's me, Allen. 1312 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:44,112 Are you tapping out, or are you hitting me in the face? 1313 01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:45,981 I'm tapping you out! 1314 01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:49,852 You crazy? What are you doing, man? 1315 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:51,653 -They might be watching us. -Could've killed you. 1316 01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:53,789 -Turn out the lights. Could be watching. -Who? 1317 01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:56,692 I found some big information, okay? 1318 01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:59,862 -About what? -Some scary shit, Terry. This is big. 1319 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:02,931 How'd you get in here? This place is foolproof. 1320 01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:05,567 -We can't be too careful. -What are you talking about? 1321 01:15:05,701 --> 01:15:08,804 -This place might be bugged. -There's no bugs in here. 1322 01:15:13,008 --> 01:15:15,978 First off, I missed you. 1323 01:15:16,111 --> 01:15:18,614 -What's going on? -Did you hear what I said? 1324 01:15:18,747 --> 01:15:22,951 -Fine, I kind of missed you too. -Thank you. 1325 01:15:23,085 --> 01:15:27,256 Okay. I found out whose losses Ershon has to cover. 1326 01:15:27,589 --> 01:15:29,758 -It's Lendl Global. -What? 1327 01:15:29,892 --> 01:15:32,261 Lendl staged the Castien robbery as a distraction... 1328 01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:35,531 ...so they could break into their own accounting firm next door. 1329 01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:38,767 They then altered all the records to cover the losses... 1330 01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:41,670 ...that Ershon had cost them through all of his bad investments. 1331 01:15:41,803 --> 01:15:45,007 You're not supposed to be doing this. You're supposed to be walking the beat. 1332 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:47,943 I know. Pretty tricky, though, huh? 1333 01:15:48,076 --> 01:15:50,279 This is bad, Allen. This is bad. 1334 01:15:50,612 --> 01:15:52,948 No wonder the captain wanted us to stay out of this. 1335 01:15:53,081 --> 01:15:55,083 Yeah, I bet Beaman started asking questions. 1336 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,119 -That's why they killed him. -Man. 1337 01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:58,320 Here's the other thing. 1338 01:15:58,654 --> 01:16:00,556 Tomorrow, there's a massive business deal going down. 1339 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:02,124 Ershon's leading it. 1340 01:16:02,257 --> 01:16:04,960 I still can't figure out who the poor sucker is they're making the deal with... 1341 01:16:05,093 --> 01:16:06,128 but we gotta stop it. 1342 01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:08,063 It's time to let the peacock fly. 1343 01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:10,999 I'm not going, Allen. I like what I do. 1344 01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:13,268 So do I. We're cops. 1345 01:16:13,602 --> 01:16:18,106 No. I like what I do now. I like working traffic. It's a great gig. 1346 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,274 What? 1347 01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:23,712 I like working traffic. I'm not going with you. 1348 01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:26,181 What is this traffic bullshit? 1349 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:33,655 -What are you talking about? -I'm talking about my life. 1350 01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:36,592 The corner I run on 54th and 3rd Avenue? It hums. 1351 01:16:36,725 --> 01:16:39,995 It's Terry's intersection. And the traffic guys? They're good guys. 1352 01:16:40,128 --> 01:16:43,231 There's this one guy, Phillip? He can pee in the urinal from 20 feet. 1353 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:44,633 You've gotta see it, Allen. You've got to. 1354 01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:47,202 What happened to you? What happened to this being our time? 1355 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:49,805 No way, Allen. I'm out. I'm done. 1356 01:16:51,006 --> 01:16:53,976 -Get in the car. -Come on. We both know it's wooden. 1357 01:16:55,377 --> 01:16:58,947 -Apartment pop. Now get in the car. -You're not gonna shoot me. 1358 01:16:59,081 --> 01:17:01,850 Okay, I'll be honest. This is only the second time I've ever fired this. 1359 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:03,018 So stop pointing it at me. 1360 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:07,389 Look, tomorrow morning, all I know is I'm going to Mauch, all right? 1361 01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:08,957 For what? He doesn't care. 1362 01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:12,060 He's been dodging this case for too long and I want answers. 1363 01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:14,196 I want him to look me in the eye and tell me why. 1364 01:17:14,329 --> 01:17:17,265 Turn on the news, man. Nobody cares. 1365 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,234 I hope I'm not alone. 1366 01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:22,838 Hope you bring it. 1367 01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:26,408 We got a big day out there. Big one. 1368 01:17:26,742 --> 01:17:29,177 We got a full moon. People are gonna be amped, all right? 1369 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,047 Let's see what we got on hot tips, all right? 1370 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:34,750 The new bathmats are in. 1371 01:17:37,419 --> 01:17:41,723 One more thing. We got a serial rapist in Crown Heights. 1372 01:17:41,857 --> 01:17:45,193 Jeez, I'm sorry. That's from my other job. Ignore that. Forget that. 1373 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,395 Well, don't ignore it. 1374 01:17:46,728 --> 01:17:49,865 If you live in Crown Heights, you know, walk in pairs. 1375 01:17:49,998 --> 01:17:54,169 Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories. Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories. 1376 01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:58,006 I gotta go. Go get them. Let's be careful out there. 1377 01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:01,109 The oak. 1378 01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:04,680 I like to keep the oak together and the maple separately, okay? 1379 01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:05,847 And these chopping boards? 1380 01:18:05,981 --> 01:18:07,115 Hey, captain. 1381 01:18:08,784 --> 01:18:11,186 Hey, Allen. Hey, how you doing? 1382 01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:13,155 What are you doing here? Are you here for the bathmats? 1383 01:18:13,288 --> 01:18:16,258 -I need you to be straight with me. -Straight with us. 1384 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:20,062 Hey, Terry. Look at this. 1385 01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:23,865 -I thought you were working traffic today. -Let them block the box. 1386 01:18:23,999 --> 01:18:27,803 -Besides, partners' code, right? -Thanks. 1387 01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:31,940 Hey, why have you worked your ass off trying to kill this case? 1388 01:18:33,308 --> 01:18:36,311 All right, fine. I'm gonna tell you guys something. 1389 01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:39,815 You really went into deep water on this one. You really went in deep. 1390 01:18:39,948 --> 01:18:41,850 Ershon's connected to all the higher ups... 1391 01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:44,886 ...and I gotta save what little ass I have left, okay? 1392 01:18:45,353 --> 01:18:47,456 You keep hiding from shit in the world... 1393 01:18:47,789 --> 01:18:49,925 ...and eventually the world comes to your front door. 1394 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:52,494 -Nice. -That's very nice. 1395 01:18:52,828 --> 01:18:54,262 I heard it in an episode of Touched By An Angel. 1396 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:58,867 You keep this thing real quiet, and you make sure you have real evidence... 1397 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,402 ...and maybe I'll see what I can do. 1398 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:01,837 But if you make a lot of noise... 1399 01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:04,806 ...and you attract the media attention, and you bring the DA in on this... 1400 01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,508 ...I am out, okay? 1401 01:19:06,842 --> 01:19:08,076 Yeah, we'll go in there like church mice. 1402 01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:12,447 But there's one case, one case in a career where you go all in. 1403 01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:13,849 This is it. 1404 01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:17,519 All right. Then you do us proud. 1405 01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:19,421 Because I don't want no scrubs. 1406 01:19:20,222 --> 01:19:22,791 -Really? -No. 1407 01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:26,128 -You're not aware that's a TLC song? -I have no idea what you're talking about. 1408 01:19:26,261 --> 01:19:27,863 -Second time. -You said chasing waterfalls... 1409 01:19:27,996 --> 01:19:29,064 ...now you're saying you don't want no scrubs. 1410 01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:31,032 -I don't even understand the reference. -It's like a tic. 1411 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,200 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1412 01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,770 Remember, this thing gets messy, we never talked. 1413 01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:36,238 -You can trust us. -Real quiet. 1414 01:19:36,371 --> 01:19:39,074 You gotta creep. Creep. 1415 01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,542 Come on. 1416 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:44,079 You don't say "Creep-creep" unless you're quoting TLC. 1417 01:19:44,212 --> 01:19:45,781 Hey, guys. 1418 01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:48,550 You know Danson and Highsmith were not good cops, right? 1419 01:19:49,184 --> 01:19:50,986 Yeah, I guess we kind of knew that, but it's a drag. 1420 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:52,988 I mean, at a certain point, who's left to be a hero? 1421 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:56,391 Not to be corny, maybe it's you guys. 1422 01:19:57,993 --> 01:19:59,361 You ready? 1423 01:19:59,494 --> 01:20:01,196 -Yeah. -Let's go. 1424 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,007 -No, but the highlights are great. -Thank you. 1425 01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:14,209 -Sexy but serious. -Thank you. 1426 01:20:14,342 --> 01:20:15,811 Excuse me. 1427 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:19,314 Who the hell are all these people? I was only expecting one man. 1428 01:20:19,447 --> 01:20:23,952 You know, they're just some people I owe money to who wanted to be here. 1429 01:20:24,085 --> 01:20:25,120 Who are they? 1430 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:31,293 Well, they are some Chechen patriots, entrepreneurs. 1431 01:20:31,426 --> 01:20:37,232 And the black chaps are some businessmen from Nigeria. 1432 01:20:37,365 --> 01:20:39,467 You owe money to the Nigerians and Chechens? 1433 01:20:39,601 --> 01:20:41,136 Yes. Yes, I do. 1434 01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:44,406 -You're a piece of work. -Thank you. 1435 01:20:44,539 --> 01:20:47,909 Probably best to get started. 1436 01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:51,880 This is good, baby. We're in the game, we know the score. 1437 01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:54,883 The only thing that bugs me is we still don't know who Ershon's targeting. 1438 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:58,987 -Is it the lotto? Who is it? -Who cares? Some rich prick. 1439 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:05,060 I have to tell you, I am tremendously excited by this deal. 1440 01:21:05,193 --> 01:21:07,495 And I can assure you that every dime of your money... 1441 01:21:07,629 --> 01:21:10,866 ...will be invested with the utmost diligence. 1442 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,634 Your rates of return are really exciting. 1443 01:21:12,968 --> 01:21:14,336 We think our members are gonna be just thrilled. 1444 01:21:14,469 --> 01:21:18,306 Yeah. I mean, we've averaged, like, 18 percent over the last 10 years. 1445 01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:21,509 All right. Quiet as a church mouse, in and out. 1446 01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:23,945 I can feel that tingling in my balls you were talking about. 1447 01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:25,113 Beautiful. 1448 01:21:25,247 --> 01:21:26,314 All right, listen up. 1449 01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:29,517 I am Detective Gamble. This is Detective Hoitz. 1450 01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:31,920 We need your cooperation. 1451 01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:33,355 David Ershon. 1452 01:21:33,488 --> 01:21:35,891 You're under arrest for fraud, embezzlement... 1453 01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:37,525 ...and in connection to the murder of Don Beaman. 1454 01:21:37,659 --> 01:21:39,527 This is a bad idea. 1455 01:21:39,661 --> 01:21:41,363 Hey, guys. 1456 01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:45,467 Bob? What are you doing here? 1457 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,235 I'm investing. 1458 01:21:47,369 --> 01:21:49,638 Do you remember we talked about that proxy vote a while back? 1459 01:21:49,971 --> 01:21:51,439 -This is what it was for. -Holy shit. 1460 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:54,075 It's a more aggressive investment strategy for the pension. 1461 01:21:54,209 --> 01:21:58,313 Allen! We're the suckers. They're targeting the police pension fund. 1462 01:22:04,686 --> 01:22:08,390 Gentlemen, you're here illegally and without a warrant. 1463 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,692 We are within our rights to take action. 1464 01:23:09,217 --> 01:23:11,219 So much for quiet as church mice! 1465 01:23:11,353 --> 01:23:12,754 Go! 1466 01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:19,127 Who the hell are those guys? 1467 01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:22,263 Gentlemen, I can get you obstructed view tickets for Rock of Ages. 1468 01:23:22,397 --> 01:23:26,334 Even I admit that's not very tempting, but I'm not made of tickets, God damn it! 1469 01:23:34,109 --> 01:23:36,644 Jeanie! Get over here! You, go get in the bloody car. 1470 01:23:36,778 --> 01:23:38,013 That's it, mate. 1471 01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:42,117 I have had it with this joker and his wooden gun. 1472 01:23:46,454 --> 01:23:49,357 They're gonna kill me. And then they will kill you. 1473 01:23:49,491 --> 01:23:51,760 -Well, I'm gonna kill you first! -And then they will kill me. 1474 01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:55,096 We have two rogue police officers. They are armed and dangerous... 1475 01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:56,698 -...and holding David Ershon hostage. -Stupid pricks! 1476 01:23:57,032 --> 01:24:00,568 -It's us, we're good guys! -Exactly. They're the good guys. 1477 01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,637 Where do we go? Where do we go? 1478 01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:05,373 I have a small apartment. No one knows about it. 1479 01:24:05,507 --> 01:24:08,176 I use it mainly for my parents and prostitutes. 1480 01:24:08,309 --> 01:24:10,345 Not at the same time. That would be wrong. 1481 01:24:13,515 --> 01:24:16,551 Let's hear it from the top, every detail. 1482 01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:21,489 I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly... 1483 01:24:21,623 --> 01:24:26,561 ...then going back to the beginning, and then periodically returning to the end... 1484 01:24:26,694 --> 01:24:29,697 ...maybe giving different characters' perspectives throughout. 1485 01:24:29,831 --> 01:24:33,168 Just to give it a bit of dynamism, otherwise, it's just sort of a linear story. 1486 01:24:33,301 --> 01:24:34,369 Just tell us what happened. 1487 01:24:34,502 --> 01:24:37,305 I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want it back. 1488 01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:38,773 What about Don Beaman? 1489 01:24:39,107 --> 01:24:41,443 Beaman knew that I had falsified my financials... 1490 01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:44,179 ...so they sent down Wesley to try and keep him quiet. 1491 01:24:44,312 --> 01:24:46,381 He forced him at gunpoint to drink a bunch of gin... 1492 01:24:46,514 --> 01:24:48,516 ...and then forced him onto the ledge. 1493 01:24:48,650 --> 01:24:50,318 It was only a matter of time before he fell. 1494 01:24:50,452 --> 01:24:53,721 At least we stopped you from getting the pension fund. 1495 01:24:53,855 --> 01:24:57,192 Well, but, yeah, but you didn't. It's already in my account. 1496 01:24:57,325 --> 01:24:59,727 By 9:00 in the morning, it goes into the Lendl equity fund... 1497 01:24:59,861 --> 01:25:02,597 ...and from there it's transferred to a dozen offshore accounts. 1498 01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:04,199 By 9:01, it's gone. 1499 01:25:04,332 --> 01:25:07,335 -Well, what if we stop the transfer? -But you can't. I mean, there's a.... 1500 01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:09,804 What if we stop the transfer? 1501 01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:12,740 You'd have to be at Endemic Bank for 9:00 exactly... 1502 01:25:12,874 --> 01:25:15,410 ...find the clerk, get the routing number. 1503 01:25:15,543 --> 01:25:17,745 -We gotta stop it. -There's no way. 1504 01:25:17,879 --> 01:25:21,483 Every cop, the crazy Australian and his crew, they'll all be after us. 1505 01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:25,687 You could let me go, and I'll give you $10 million each. 1506 01:25:26,387 --> 01:25:29,357 -It's not a bribe. -Of course it's a bribe. 1507 01:25:29,491 --> 01:25:31,593 You're offering to pay us money to not do our job. 1508 01:25:33,661 --> 01:25:34,863 It's not a bribe. 1509 01:25:35,563 --> 01:25:37,832 We hang low here tonight. Nobody knows about this place. 1510 01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:39,834 We'll be safe. And tomorrow, we hit it. 1511 01:25:40,568 --> 01:25:43,571 -First things first, I gotta go see Sheila. -No way, it's too dangerous. 1512 01:25:43,705 --> 01:25:45,840 Look, Terry, we don't know what's gonna happen to us tomorrow... 1513 01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:49,577 ...but tonight, I need to make things right with Sheila. 1514 01:25:49,711 --> 01:25:52,347 All right, go. Go. Be careful. 1515 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,315 Thanks, I will. 1516 01:25:54,883 --> 01:25:56,251 Will you say hi to Sheila for me? 1517 01:25:56,384 --> 01:25:58,186 -Okay. -Okay. 1518 01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:01,189 Tell her. Say Terry was asking about you. 1519 01:26:01,322 --> 01:26:02,657 He wants to make sure you know... 1520 01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:05,193 ...that he'll be there for you if anything happens. 1521 01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:07,362 -Yeah. -Drop of a hat, I'm there. 1522 01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:09,531 Look, it's starting to get a little weird, man. 1523 01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:12,534 If something happens to you, I need to be there to take care of her. 1524 01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:15,537 All of her wants, her needs, and desires are now my responsibility. 1525 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,772 Why do you say it like it's a predetermined thing? 1526 01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,407 Just go, man. 1527 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:21,609 Okay. Thanks. 1528 01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:23,645 Go. 1529 01:26:27,615 --> 01:26:28,650 Janeco Gallery. 1530 01:26:28,783 --> 01:26:31,819 Francine, it's Terry. Please don't hang up. 1531 01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:43,665 Please pick up. 1532 01:26:44,599 --> 01:26:45,700 Hello. 1533 01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:48,903 Hey, sweetie. I was praying you'd be at your mom's house. 1534 01:26:49,237 --> 01:26:52,340 You know what, I can't talk any more. I think the phone's being tapped. 1535 01:26:52,473 --> 01:26:54,976 Baby, where are you? I wanna see you. 1536 01:26:55,310 --> 01:26:57,312 I'm near the place where we did it three Halloweens ago. 1537 01:26:57,445 --> 01:26:58,479 Do you remember? 1538 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:00,715 Okay, yeah, I got it. 1539 01:27:00,848 --> 01:27:04,519 I'm just warning you, though. Watch out. I think they're watching the house. 1540 01:27:04,652 --> 01:27:07,288 Don't worry, sweetie. I think I have a way of talking to you. 1541 01:27:07,689 --> 01:27:11,659 I have to admit, I wasn't gonna come. I mean.... 1542 01:27:12,794 --> 01:27:16,331 After all those years, after the restraining order. 1543 01:27:16,464 --> 01:27:19,667 I was worried I might not see you again. 1544 01:27:19,801 --> 01:27:21,436 There's some very dangerous people after him... 1545 01:27:21,569 --> 01:27:22,604 ...and now they're after us. 1546 01:27:25,773 --> 01:27:27,442 It's just the old lady. 1547 01:27:32,714 --> 01:27:34,015 Hello, Allen. 1548 01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:36,751 Hello, Mama Ramos. What are you doing out here? 1549 01:27:36,884 --> 01:27:41,289 Sheila said she doesn't know what happened and she wants you back. 1550 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:43,024 -She also says... -Yes. 1551 01:27:43,358 --> 01:27:46,961 ...she wants you on top of her, holding her hair... 1552 01:27:47,295 --> 01:27:49,330 ...and riding her like a bucking bronco... 1553 01:27:49,464 --> 01:27:53,534 ...while she sucks your thumb and says, "Mommy likey." 1554 01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:55,803 You-- You tell your daughter.... 1555 01:27:55,937 --> 01:27:58,640 He said he'll always love you. 1556 01:27:58,773 --> 01:28:00,675 And he's so happy that you're having his child. 1557 01:28:00,808 --> 01:28:02,644 Allen. 1558 01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:04,312 He also says... 1559 01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:08,716 ...he wants you to stare into each other's eyes without blinking while you do it. 1560 01:28:08,850 --> 01:28:11,853 -I love when we do that, Mom. -And then afterward... 1561 01:28:11,986 --> 01:28:14,555 ...lick the sweat off each other. 1562 01:28:16,457 --> 01:28:18,359 I don't wanna do this. 1563 01:28:19,694 --> 01:28:23,031 -You say things that are too personal. -Okay, but just one more thing. 1564 01:28:23,364 --> 01:28:25,400 She said she loves you... 1565 01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:28,670 ...and wants to hold your hand and have iced tea with you. 1566 01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:31,739 Come on. That's not all she said. 1567 01:28:31,873 --> 01:28:33,474 No. 1568 01:28:34,509 --> 01:28:37,979 -She says other things, but I don't want-- -Please, please, please. 1569 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:40,515 You don't realize, I may be killed tomorrow. 1570 01:28:40,648 --> 01:28:42,016 Okay. 1571 01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:49,457 She says she wants to unplug all the clocks and the phones... 1572 01:28:49,590 --> 01:28:53,661 -...and have a three-day sex marathon. -That's more like it. Yeah. 1573 01:28:53,795 --> 01:28:58,966 She wants to walk wrong for a week because you guys did it so hard. 1574 01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:00,468 That's just lovely. 1575 01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:04,439 No more! He says things I can't say. 1576 01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:10,511 It involves a mannequin hand and an electric shaver taped to a golf club. 1577 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:19,954 Now what'd she say? 1578 01:29:22,490 --> 01:29:24,092 She says she loves you. 1579 01:29:30,498 --> 01:29:32,767 I'm so sorry about everything. 1580 01:29:33,668 --> 01:29:38,005 And I just had to come here tonight to tell you that I love you. 1581 01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:41,976 And the reason why I act like you're a plain wife is that... 1582 01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:47,749 ...I'm afraid that if I admit to how stunning... 1583 01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:50,685 ...and intelligent and wonderful you are... 1584 01:29:51,586 --> 01:29:55,456 -...I'd just lose you. -Shut up, Allen. I love you. 1585 01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:58,726 We have a place that's safe. All right. 1586 01:30:11,139 --> 01:30:12,607 I'm gonna break your hip. 1587 01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:23,551 I'm about to do you grandpa-style. 1588 01:30:38,866 --> 01:30:40,601 I brought some music. 1589 01:30:45,039 --> 01:30:47,008 Not what I would've chosen, but screw it. 1590 01:30:47,141 --> 01:30:50,444 All right. Let's go, Monday morning, time to go to work. 1591 01:30:50,578 --> 01:30:51,612 Let's do it. 1592 01:30:51,746 --> 01:30:53,481 -You want my gate code? -Shut up, man! 1593 01:31:00,988 --> 01:31:02,590 That's Wesley! 1594 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:14,769 Yes! 1595 01:31:16,537 --> 01:31:19,140 -Where'd you learn to drive like that? -"Grand Theft Auto!" 1596 01:31:22,043 --> 01:31:23,511 Shit, Allen, they're coming. 1597 01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:28,716 -Oh, my God! -Shit. 1598 01:31:30,518 --> 01:31:31,752 -Do something, Allen! -Hold on, hold on. 1599 01:31:53,207 --> 01:31:55,209 Someone's been playing "Grand Theft Auto." 1600 01:31:56,844 --> 01:31:58,012 I did that! 1601 01:31:58,145 --> 01:31:59,747 -I did that! -Oh, my God! 1602 01:31:59,881 --> 01:32:02,183 -That's what I'm talking about! -We jackknifed them! 1603 01:32:02,516 --> 01:32:04,886 Did you see that? It went backwards and then turned upside-down. 1604 01:32:05,019 --> 01:32:08,589 Gator turns vans upside-down like they're in a crazy washing machine! 1605 01:32:08,723 --> 01:32:10,825 Why are you calling yourself Gator? 1606 01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:13,895 It's a nickname I had in college. I used to run a dating service. 1607 01:32:14,028 --> 01:32:17,198 -He was a pimp. -Yeah, I was. I was a pimp. 1608 01:32:17,531 --> 01:32:19,967 Right now the streets are a bloodbath. 1609 01:32:20,101 --> 01:32:23,104 And, statistically speaking, there's about 30 kids in here... 1610 01:32:23,237 --> 01:32:25,206 ...10 of you are gonna be dead before your next birthday. 1611 01:32:25,539 --> 01:32:28,709 Got a couple of tips, help you guys stay out of jail. 1612 01:32:28,843 --> 01:32:32,980 One, try your hardest to not be black or Hispanic. 1613 01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:35,249 -It's a good tip. -Yeah. Two.... 1614 01:32:35,583 --> 01:32:36,751 Gentlemen, we got a hot one. 1615 01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:40,321 Hoitz and Gamble have Ershon hostage, high-speed car chase in progress. 1616 01:32:40,655 --> 01:32:42,323 Yes! Gun, gun! 1617 01:32:42,657 --> 01:32:44,592 Pass up the guns. Pass them up. Let's go, people. 1618 01:32:44,725 --> 01:32:46,160 There we go. Anything, any Tasers? No? 1619 01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:49,230 -Good. Who wants to go on a ride-along? -I do! 1620 01:32:49,830 --> 01:32:51,098 All right, you, sweetie. Come on, let's go. Move. 1621 01:32:51,232 --> 01:32:52,800 -Move! Let's go. -Come on! 1622 01:33:02,877 --> 01:33:05,980 Cool, a helicopter! Must be covering the high-speed chase. 1623 01:33:11,185 --> 01:33:12,353 Jesus! 1624 01:33:17,325 --> 01:33:19,894 -Who are those guys? -They're Chechen investors. 1625 01:33:20,027 --> 01:33:23,230 We were gonna do a Chechen version of Dora the Explorer. 1626 01:33:23,364 --> 01:33:24,999 Anyway, it went terribly wrong. 1627 01:33:28,302 --> 01:33:30,271 I feel like it's not fair that they have a helicopter! 1628 01:33:31,372 --> 01:33:32,974 Oh, no. 1629 01:33:33,874 --> 01:33:35,209 Damn it. 1630 01:33:38,846 --> 01:33:41,115 Watch your head. God, your hair is soft. 1631 01:33:41,248 --> 01:33:42,817 VO5 Hot Oil. 1632 01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:48,289 You're gonna wreck! There's cars coming from both directions! 1633 01:33:48,622 --> 01:33:49,657 I'm not gonna wreck! 1634 01:33:51,692 --> 01:33:53,294 -I'm gonna wreck! You're right! -You want me to drive? 1635 01:34:13,314 --> 01:34:15,983 -This was a very clever idea. -Yeah. 1636 01:34:28,129 --> 01:34:29,363 They're gone. 1637 01:34:30,798 --> 01:34:31,832 Let's go. 1638 01:34:44,111 --> 01:34:47,681 They are Nigerians. Yeah, I'd forgotten about them. 1639 01:34:55,956 --> 01:34:58,025 -This is a shortcut. -Are you kidding? You cannot go there. 1640 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,401 What are you doing? 1641 01:35:13,741 --> 01:35:15,242 Hit him! 1642 01:35:22,249 --> 01:35:23,818 -Where are we? -Chelsea Pier. 1643 01:35:30,357 --> 01:35:31,992 What the hell? 1644 01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:33,928 Jesus! 1645 01:35:41,235 --> 01:35:43,104 Them having a helicopter is definitely cheating. 1646 01:35:44,004 --> 01:35:45,172 Go! 1647 01:35:50,311 --> 01:35:52,079 Come on! 1648 01:35:53,013 --> 01:35:54,882 We're cops! Hit the chopper! 1649 01:36:17,438 --> 01:36:20,307 This is Martin and Fosse, en route. Back off! This is our collar! 1650 01:36:22,209 --> 01:36:25,146 Set up a perimeter. No arrests until we get there! 1651 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:26,313 Take the light! 1652 01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:48,035 Do not authorize that transfer. 1653 01:36:48,169 --> 01:36:49,937 This is David Ershon. The transfer is for him. 1654 01:36:50,070 --> 01:36:52,006 He will tell you not to authorize it, okay? Tell him. 1655 01:36:52,139 --> 01:36:54,909 -Tell him! -Yeah, do as they say. Stop the transfer. 1656 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:56,143 Approve it. 1657 01:36:57,378 --> 01:36:58,445 Now. 1658 01:36:58,579 --> 01:37:00,114 Do not touch anything! 1659 01:37:00,247 --> 01:37:03,184 I swear to God I'll blow your head all over this desk. 1660 01:37:03,317 --> 01:37:05,352 Not a person in this room believes you'll shoot this clerk. 1661 01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:06,520 Yeah? 1662 01:37:07,988 --> 01:37:11,292 Thank you so much, gentlemen, for the prompt delivery of Mr. Ershon. 1663 01:37:11,425 --> 01:37:15,029 I have two competing bids from jilted investors. 1664 01:37:15,596 --> 01:37:17,965 They're at 30 million, and holding. 1665 01:37:18,532 --> 01:37:20,868 -Wait! Can't you let me...? -Take him away. 1666 01:37:21,001 --> 01:37:22,603 But computers. 1667 01:37:23,871 --> 01:37:28,242 What if, one day, they were in charge? 1668 01:37:29,977 --> 01:37:33,881 Now if you don't shut up, I will cut your ear off with a butter knife. 1669 01:37:34,014 --> 01:37:36,083 That's blunt. Blunt's worse than if it's sharp. 1670 01:37:36,217 --> 01:37:37,384 Now! 1671 01:37:44,425 --> 01:37:45,492 You just stood there! 1672 01:37:45,626 --> 01:37:48,429 I didn't know that "now" meant that. How am I supposed to know that? 1673 01:37:48,562 --> 01:37:50,397 -I knew what that meant. -Shut up. 1674 01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:53,500 You kill us and you kill Ershon. You're out 30 million dollars. 1675 01:37:53,634 --> 01:37:55,869 -Who's got the golden goose now, huh? -Yeah. 1676 01:37:59,907 --> 01:38:01,542 Shit! 1677 01:38:01,875 --> 01:38:04,178 He's still valuable with a bullet wound, mate. 1678 01:38:04,311 --> 01:38:06,046 He immediately called your bluff. 1679 01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:07,982 Get up. And kill the police. 1680 01:38:08,115 --> 01:38:09,550 I just wanna make sure I get it right. 1681 01:38:09,883 --> 01:38:13,120 Did you want this transfer approved or not approved? 1682 01:38:13,254 --> 01:38:16,056 You, mate, I'm gonna kill just for fun. 1683 01:38:17,458 --> 01:38:20,294 Police, don't move! Drop your weapons! 1684 01:38:20,427 --> 01:38:23,330 Drop it, or be dropped, homeboy! 1685 01:38:23,464 --> 01:38:26,433 I hope you like prison food and penis. 1686 01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:29,436 -Police! Down on the ground! -Let me see your hands! 1687 01:38:37,278 --> 01:38:39,513 -Hey, hey, you okay? -Hey. 1688 01:38:40,414 --> 01:38:42,950 Hey, Gene. Captain. I'm sorry. 1689 01:38:43,083 --> 01:38:44,685 -I'm sorry. -That's okay. Don't worry about it. 1690 01:38:45,019 --> 01:38:46,520 You can call me Gene when we're not in the office. 1691 01:38:46,654 --> 01:38:49,056 Okay. Thanks for coming by. 1692 01:38:49,189 --> 01:38:51,191 Attaboy. 1693 01:38:51,325 --> 01:38:53,327 Come on, stay with me. Stay with me. 1694 01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:56,397 We're losing him! We're losing him! He's dying! 1695 01:38:56,530 --> 01:39:00,234 No. No, no, no, no. I'm just resting. I'm just resting. 1696 01:39:00,367 --> 01:39:02,303 -I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? -I was just resting. 1697 01:39:02,436 --> 01:39:03,937 -Are you all right? -Just resting. 1698 01:39:04,071 --> 01:39:05,539 Hey, let me tell you something. 1699 01:39:05,673 --> 01:39:08,575 As far as paperwork goes, we'll take care of it. 1700 01:39:08,709 --> 01:39:10,177 -You know why? -Why? 1701 01:39:10,311 --> 01:39:12,112 Ain't too proud to beg. 1702 01:39:12,613 --> 01:39:13,714 Come on. 1703 01:39:14,048 --> 01:39:15,649 -What? -It's not funny anymore. 1704 01:39:15,983 --> 01:39:18,552 -I don't know what you're talking about. -TLC references. 1705 01:39:18,686 --> 01:39:20,587 Still nothing. I swear to you. 1706 01:39:20,721 --> 01:39:26,193 I'm gonna go over and check on Terry. I got a bad knee. Hold on. There you go. 1707 01:39:26,327 --> 01:39:29,096 It was the king of the mutt cases... 1708 01:39:29,229 --> 01:39:32,299 ...but Allen and Terry had worked it like stars. 1709 01:39:35,202 --> 01:39:38,272 Within 24 hours of learning about Ershon's scheme... 1710 01:39:38,405 --> 01:39:40,374 ...and Lendl's massive losses... 1711 01:39:40,507 --> 01:39:43,210 ...the government issued TARP funds to bail out Lendl. 1712 01:39:43,344 --> 01:39:47,715 Lendl is in everything, and we're gonna go everywhere.... 1713 01:39:48,048 --> 01:39:49,483 They were too big to fail. 1714 01:39:49,616 --> 01:39:55,055 Ershon now resides in Palomino Federal Correctional Facility in Florida. 1715 01:39:55,189 --> 01:39:58,225 He still invests. Currency's just different. 1716 01:39:59,059 --> 01:40:01,562 Roger Wesley was linked to the Beaman murder... 1717 01:40:01,695 --> 01:40:05,466 ...by security cam footage which Martin and Fosse hadn't checked. 1718 01:40:05,599 --> 01:40:07,401 It only showed the back of their heads. 1719 01:40:07,534 --> 01:40:11,605 But Allen's Faceback app was able to get a match to their faces. 1720 01:40:11,739 --> 01:40:14,041 Terry married Francine. 1721 01:40:14,174 --> 01:40:17,077 He played harp at the reception and it was beautiful. 1722 01:40:17,211 --> 01:40:18,579 He had learned how to play it in the eighth grade... 1723 01:40:18,712 --> 01:40:22,249 ...to make fun of the fairy that lived up the street. 1724 01:40:22,383 --> 01:40:25,652 Terry asked Sheila to be his best man, but she declined. 1725 01:40:26,587 --> 01:40:30,758 Let's be honest, we all wanna be superstars and hotshots. 1726 01:40:31,091 --> 01:40:32,226 But guess what. 1727 01:40:32,359 --> 01:40:35,729 The people that do the real work, the ones that make the difference... 1728 01:40:36,063 --> 01:40:39,032 ...you don't see them on TV or on the front page. 1729 01:40:39,166 --> 01:40:42,503 I'm talking about the day-in, day-outers, the grinders. 1730 01:40:42,636 --> 01:40:45,773 Come on, man, you know who I'm talking about: the other guys. 1731 01:40:47,641 --> 01:40:51,044 Goldman Sachs. This case is gonna be nasty. 1732 01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:55,349 Hi. Cute glasses. 1733 01:40:56,350 --> 01:40:58,285 -What was that? -What? 1734 01:40:58,419 --> 01:41:01,655 What? Dude, what is it with you and hot ladies? What's your secret? 1735 01:41:01,789 --> 01:41:04,658 Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about. 1736 01:41:04,792 --> 01:41:06,760 Tell me who you lost your virginity to. 1737 01:41:07,094 --> 01:41:10,063 She actually became a TV actress. Heather Locklear. 1738 01:41:10,197 --> 01:41:11,665 Heather Locklear, what? 1739 01:41:11,799 --> 01:41:13,434 -You've heard of her? -Come on! 1740 01:41:13,567 --> 01:41:17,638 -She was much chubbier back then. -I don't get it. I really, I don't get it. 1741 01:46:18,405 --> 01:46:19,906 That was you. You don't have a sense of humor. 1742 01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:21,541 I do. I have a wonderful sense of humor. 1743 01:46:21,675 --> 01:46:23,477 All right, I'm gonna tell you the best joke in the world. 1744 01:46:23,610 --> 01:46:24,644 -We'll see if you laugh. -Please. 1745 01:46:24,778 --> 01:46:26,046 -I love jokes. -All right. 1746 01:46:26,379 --> 01:46:29,616 There was these two guys, all right, partners, best friends. 1747 01:46:29,750 --> 01:46:30,951 -Going moose hunting. -Right. 1748 01:46:31,084 --> 01:46:32,953 Looking around. Everywhere they look, there's no moose. 1749 01:46:33,086 --> 01:46:34,855 The guy's like, "You know what? We gotta split up. 1750 01:46:34,988 --> 01:46:37,457 -"You go this way. You go that way." -Right. 1751 01:46:37,591 --> 01:46:38,925 Next thing you know, they lose sight of each other. 1752 01:46:39,059 --> 01:46:40,961 All of a sudden, the guy hears some rumbling in the bushes. 1753 01:46:41,094 --> 01:46:42,796 -Sure. -He starts heading over that way. 1754 01:46:42,929 --> 01:46:46,433 Out comes his friend in his orange suit. He's like, "Don't shoot. I'm not a moose." 1755 01:46:46,566 --> 01:46:49,603 And the guy readies his weapon, points it right at his face, and: 1756 01:46:50,837 --> 01:46:51,905 Shoots the guy. 1757 01:46:52,038 --> 01:46:53,874 So the guy runs over, he goes, "What are you doing? 1758 01:46:54,007 --> 01:46:55,876 "I told you I wasn't a moose." 1759 01:46:56,009 --> 01:46:58,612 And the guy goes, "I thought you said you were a moose." 1760 01:47:01,915 --> 01:47:03,116 But he's not a moose. 1761 01:47:05,952 --> 01:47:09,656 Get the check-check from Shen-Shen. Let's get out of here. 1762 01:47:14,828 --> 01:47:18,098 Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 1763 01:47:19,499 --> 01:47:20,567 And cut.